10 Clear Advantages Of Sending Your Kid To Government Schools

[Votto]

1. Your daughter will never come home pregnant. She will either have her breasts lopped off by the gender activists as she swears off boys forever or have that much needed government paid abortion without you even knowing about it. Either way, you never pay a dime because no one will ever inform you of either. It will all be paid 100% by the government. However, if your kid wants to play sports in school or play in a band, yea, good luck affording that.

2. Free paid school lunch every day and daycare. It sure beats having them at home and having to feed them and take care of them. Children are raised by the state, yea, that is what the Founders had envisioned.

3. Kids will learn to become Left wing activists as they protest guns, climate change, and whatever else George Soros wants them to. Then when they get out of school, George will actually pay them to continue to protest. It's what you call job security. Or they can go to college and chant "Gas the Jews" if they stay in school. Either way, you can rest easy knowing that they are making the world a better place.

4. Gender neutral bathrooms...........well............at least your sons will be happy about it.

5. They will learn about a 100 new pronouns every week, and be able to spell them properly. No one else on the entire planet will be able to say the same. That is academic rigor at its finest, even though they will probably not know how to even tie their own shoes.

6. Kids will learn that math is racist so why do any? If only they admitted this before you had to suffer through it in school. Where is your social justice? Hmm?

7. Did we say 10 clear advantages? That would require math. What, are you a racist?

 

[1srelluc]

Jokes aside, never let your kid see the inside of a public school.

 

[Votto]

Jokes aside, never let your kid see the inside of a public school.

Don't be a hater

They are learning life skills behind bars that they will need later in life.

 

[Votto]

Jokes aside, never let your kid see the inside of a public school.

Who did it better, the Bee or me?

This is what they wrote.

1. Your kids can learn the proper technique for stuffing dollar bills in a transgender stripper thong: Just remember, George Washington's face always faces away from you.
2. Your kids will learn the proper amount of hatred to have towards different people depending on their skin color and level of oppression: That's a real win for anti-racism.
3. Free watermelon-flavored condoms: Free and watermelon? You can't get those at Walgreens.
4. You'll get some sort of return for your sky-high property taxes: Hey, if you're paying for it, you might as well use it.
5. Your kids will never be exposed to bigoted religious superstition like the Ten Commandments: Separation of Church and State achieved.
6. Your kids will be taught to look up to real-life heroes like Mao Zhedong and Harvey Milk: They'll be eligible for the Red Youth by third grade, too.
7. Your kids will become experts at making crude protest signs to wave around at the state capitol whenever Soros pays them to: Homeschooling can't teach that.
8. Your kids will learn who owned the land under the gymnasium before Christopher Columbus ruined everything: The Puppashwoot people demand justice.
9. You can look forward to meeting your child's new groomer on Back To School Nights: This year's edition has a neckbeard and is grossly overweight.
10. You don't have to lift a finger to raise your kids because the government will do it for you: The government always does a great job!

Don't let your kids miss out on great stuff like this. There's still time to enroll them before school starts — go on, get!

 

[jotathought]

When they graduate from high school, like in Baltimore and other inner city schools, they take their proficiency test .. as demonstrated below:

 

[DukeU]

Don't forget they will get to ride on yellow buses.

 

[The Duke]

Don't forget they will get to ride on yellow buses.

Our buses were hell, but the old lady driver didn't put up with any shit, she'd stop the bus and break a fight up or whatever.
I remember one kid that went straight from riding the bus home that day to prison the next.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Don't forget they will get to ride on yellow buses.

She sounds like she rode a little short yellow bus

 

[DukeU]

Our buses were hell, but the old lady driver didn't put up with any shit, she'd stop the bus and break a fight up or whatever.
I remember one kid that went straight from riding the bus home that day to prison the next.

When I was in Jr. High we had High School students for bus drivers.

And our driver would let other kids drive the bus on the back roads.