15 Answers to Creationist Nonsense

[Indeependent]

The counter argument is that the Creator/Sustainer is the obvious master of all knowledge possessed by mankind and has been more than happy to encourage mankind to discover it and use it to benefit mankind.

That's not an argument. That's a statement.

Obviously he is not familiar with your low level of intellect and should not have requested a formal argument from you.

I am still waiting for you to post a non-ad hominem.
All you do is Link to articles that you have failed to analyze.

Now please explain how 2 microbes got together and decided that in 500 million years one would be a male and one would be a female and they would start a species.
Then explain how million of microbes paired off and did the same thing but all decided to start their own species.

You can't...and neither can any of the scientists you adore.

 

[Indeependent]

But you still haven't addressed...
How millions of species evolved in concert with each other over hundreds of millions of years.
Why did the slime prefer to be the prey rather than the King of The Jungle.

Evolution acts to help species survive their environment. It's not about preferences, votes, or planning. If there's a niche, nature is apt to fill it.

Wow!
Slime spent hundreds of millions of years in an environment of pure chaos evolving into the planet we now inhabit.

Do you feel stupid yet?

Not at all and chaos is in the eye of the beholder. Things like temperature range, pressure, available moisture, minerals, and air quality limit the abundance and variety of lifeforms possible during any time period.

Microbes came out of a massive explosion and decided to create male/female pairs and decided to do so in millions of varieties in a span of hundreds of millions of years.
What nonsense.

Did you ever consider flow charting evolution from the Big Bang Theory?
The odds of having a planet that can sustain life as we know it is mathematically impossible.

 

[Hollie]

But you still haven't addressed...
How millions of species evolved in concert with each other over hundreds of millions of years.
Why did the slime prefer to be the prey rather than the King of The Jungle.

Evolution acts to help species survive their environment. It's not about preferences, votes, or planning. If there's a niche, nature is apt to fill it.

Wow!
Slime spent hundreds of millions of years in an environment of pure chaos evolving into the planet we now inhabit.

Do you feel stupid yet?

Not at all and chaos is in the eye of the beholder. Things like temperature range, pressure, available moisture, minerals, and air quality limit the abundance and variety of lifeforms possible during any time period.

Microbes came out of a massive explosion and decided to create male/female pairs and decided to do so in millions of varieties in a span of hundreds of millions of years.
What nonsense.

Did you ever consider flow charting evolution from the Big Bang Theory?
The odds of having a planet that can sustain life as we know it is mathematically impossible.

Microbes don’t have decision making abilities.

 

[Indeependent]

But you still haven't addressed...
How millions of species evolved in concert with each other over hundreds of millions of years.
Why did the slime prefer to be the prey rather than the King of The Jungle.

Evolution acts to help species survive their environment. It's not about preferences, votes, or planning. If there's a niche, nature is apt to fill it.

Wow!
Slime spent hundreds of millions of years in an environment of pure chaos evolving into the planet we now inhabit.

Do you feel stupid yet?

Not at all and chaos is in the eye of the beholder. Things like temperature range, pressure, available moisture, minerals, and air quality limit the abundance and variety of lifeforms possible during any time period.

Microbes came out of a massive explosion and decided to create male/female pairs and decided to do so in millions of varieties in a span of hundreds of millions of years.
What nonsense.

Did you ever consider flow charting evolution from the Big Bang Theory?
The odds of having a planet that can sustain life as we know it is mathematically impossible.

Microbes don’t have decision making abilities.

Exactly...and yet, what in your mind is impossible, actually happened...millions of male/female species.
Exact Pattern Evolution across millions of species over hundreds of millions of year?
I don't think so.

 

[Hollie]

But you still haven't addressed...
How millions of species evolved in concert with each other over hundreds of millions of years.
Why did the slime prefer to be the prey rather than the King of The Jungle.

Evolution acts to help species survive their environment. It's not about preferences, votes, or planning. If there's a niche, nature is apt to fill it.

Wow!
Slime spent hundreds of millions of years in an environment of pure chaos evolving into the planet we now inhabit.

Do you feel stupid yet?

Not at all and chaos is in the eye of the beholder. Things like temperature range, pressure, available moisture, minerals, and air quality limit the abundance and variety of lifeforms possible during any time period.

Microbes came out of a massive explosion and decided to create male/female pairs and decided to do so in millions of varieties in a span of hundreds of millions of years.
What nonsense.

Did you ever consider flow charting evolution from the Big Bang Theory?
The odds of having a planet that can sustain life as we know it is mathematically impossible.

Microbes don’t have decision making abilities.

Exactly...and yet, what in your mind is impossible, actually happened...millions of male/female species.
Exact Pattern Evolution across millions of species over hundreds of millions of year?
I don't think so.

Why did you make a nonsense claim and then agree you made a nonsense claim while deflecting from your nonsense claim?

 

[Indeependent]

But you still haven't addressed...
How millions of species evolved in concert with each other over hundreds of millions of years.
Why did the slime prefer to be the prey rather than the King of The Jungle.

Evolution acts to help species survive their environment. It's not about preferences, votes, or planning. If there's a niche, nature is apt to fill it.

Wow!
Slime spent hundreds of millions of years in an environment of pure chaos evolving into the planet we now inhabit.

Do you feel stupid yet?

Not at all and chaos is in the eye of the beholder. Things like temperature range, pressure, available moisture, minerals, and air quality limit the abundance and variety of lifeforms possible during any time period.

Microbes came out of a massive explosion and decided to create male/female pairs and decided to do so in millions of varieties in a span of hundreds of millions of years.
What nonsense.

Did you ever consider flow charting evolution from the Big Bang Theory?
The odds of having a planet that can sustain life as we know it is mathematically impossible.

Microbes don’t have decision making abilities.

Exactly...and yet, what in your mind is impossible, actually happened...millions of male/female species.
Exact Pattern Evolution across millions of species over hundreds of millions of year?
I don't think so.

Why did you make a nonsense claim and then agree you made a nonsense claim while deflecting from your nonsense claim?

What nonsense claim did I make?
I wanted you to realize that evolution is a crock by explicitly explaining what evolutionists are saying.

I hope you understand what these 2 sentences are trying to relay...
Microbes came out of a massive explosion and decided to create male/female pairs and decided to do so in millions of varieties in a span of hundreds of millions of years.
What nonsense.

 

[Hollie]

But you still haven't addressed...
How millions of species evolved in concert with each other over hundreds of millions of years.
Why did the slime prefer to be the prey rather than the King of The Jungle.

Evolution acts to help species survive their environment. It's not about preferences, votes, or planning. If there's a niche, nature is apt to fill it.

Wow!
Slime spent hundreds of millions of years in an environment of pure chaos evolving into the planet we now inhabit.

Do you feel stupid yet?

Not at all and chaos is in the eye of the beholder. Things like temperature range, pressure, available moisture, minerals, and air quality limit the abundance and variety of lifeforms possible during any time period.

Microbes came out of a massive explosion and decided to create male/female pairs and decided to do so in millions of varieties in a span of hundreds of millions of years.
What nonsense.

Did you ever consider flow charting evolution from the Big Bang Theory?
The odds of having a planet that can sustain life as we know it is mathematically impossible.

Microbes don’t have decision making abilities.

Exactly...and yet, what in your mind is impossible, actually happened...millions of male/female species.
Exact Pattern Evolution across millions of species over hundreds of millions of year?
I don't think so.

Why did you make a nonsense claim and then agree you made a nonsense claim while deflecting from your nonsense claim?

What nonsense claim did I make?
I wanted you to realize that evolution is a crock by explicitly explaining what evolutionists are saying.

I hope you understand what these 2 sentences are trying to relay...
Microbes came out of a massive explosion and decided to create male/female pairs and decided to do so in millions of varieties in a span of hundreds of millions of years.
What nonsense.

What are “evilutionists” saying? Are they saying microbes are making decisions about things? I think it was you who wrote that.

Such a claim sounds like nonsense.

 

[Grumblenuts]

Yes, no point in making up claims for others. Quote one actually making said claims or go fish.

 

[Grumblenuts]

Microbes came out of a massive explosion

Highly doubtful and unnecessary.

and decided

No. Microbes have never decided anything. They've simply evolved instead.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

am still waiting for you to post a non-ad hominem.

then you are a whiny moron, because I already have

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Exact Pattern Evolution across millions of species over hundreds of millions of year?

What is this embarrassing horseshit you're making up now?

 

[Grumblenuts]

Y'know, if two heads were really better than one we'd probably all have at least two by now.

 

[Grumblenuts]

Exact Pattern Evolution across millions of species over hundreds of millions of year?
I don't think so.

Me neither. Polyploidy has mixed things up. If something can happen, then given sufficient time, it will. Probability drives nature.

 

[Indeependent]

Exact Pattern Evolution across millions of species over hundreds of millions of year?
I don't think so.

Me neither. Polyploidy has mixed things up. If something can happen, then given sufficient time, it will. Probability drives nature.

Uh huh...

 

[Indeependent]

Exact Pattern Evolution across millions of species over hundreds of millions of year?

What is this embarrassing horseshit you're making up now?

Yet another ad hominem by the guy who can never respond to a discrete presentation of facts.
Does anything embarrass you.

 

[Indeependent]

am still waiting for you to post a non-ad hominem.

then you are a whiny moron, because I already have

Which post of yours?
All I see is you stating, minus facts, that you believe something to be a fact, followed by ad hominems directed towards those that disagree with you.

 

[Indeependent]

Microbes came out of a massive explosion

Highly doubtful and unnecessary.

and decided

No. Microbes have never decided anything. They've simply evolved instead.

The Big Bang...the universe came for an expansion of condensed matter.

 

[Indeependent]

Microbes came out of a massive explosion

Highly doubtful and unnecessary.

and decided

No. Microbes have never decided anything. They've simply evolved instead.

Uh huh.
They all evolved into a perfect eco-system by...mistake.

 

[Grumblenuts]

a perfect eco-system

Explain your notion of "perfect" and we might actually get somewhere.

 

[Indeependent]

a perfect eco-system

Explain your notion of "perfect" and we might actually get somewhere.

I admire you admitting that you never studied how flora, insects and animals all depend on each other and keep each other's populations in check.
Now stop shooting bears in NJ because we need more bears invading the NJ suburbs.