Here is chapter 1, verse 1
1 And God said, let there be abortions and Planned Parenthood to sell the body parts.
2. Let gays marry across the globe.
3. Let government take your money and give to the poor. Listen to the Pope on this.
4. Let there be Obama.
5. Global warming must be stopped at any cost, so give all you have to government to stop it. Listen to the Pope on this.
Seems kinda suspicious to me.
As opposed to the King James Version which of course- doesn't mention abortion, doesn't mention gay marriage, says that Christians should obey the law, and doesn't mention opposing every attempt to protect the earth.
Really- based upon what Conservatives care about- you would think that the Bible was all about abortion and homosexuality- even though the first is never mentioned and the second is barely mentioned.
I rarely ever hear a Conservative Christian actually promote the actual commandments of Jesus.