38-year-old Florida manatee dies after ‘high-intensity’ sex with brother

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

There are so many things to unpack in this story, so much going on that I'm not entirely sure where to begin. Not to be outdone by the fact it naturally happened in Florida.

38-year-old Florida manatee dies after ‘high-intensity’ sex with brother

Necropsy results revealed that Hugh succumbed to traumatic injuries caused by a sexual encounter with a larger, male manatee — his brother, Buffett.

nypost.com

 

[Road Runner]

Umm I feel bad that he died but the title of the thread got me.

 

[SweetSue92]

There are so many things to unpack in this story, so much going on that I'm not entirely sure where to begin. Not to be outdone by the fact it naturally happened in Florida.

38-year-old Florida manatee dies after ‘high-intensity’ sex with brother

Necropsy results revealed that Hugh succumbed to traumatic injuries caused by a sexual encounter with a larger, male manatee — his brother, Buffett.

nypost.com

I....find myself at a complete loss

Florida MAN...atee

 

[sealybobo]

There are so many things to unpack in this story, so much going on that I'm not entirely sure where to begin. Not to be outdone by the fact it naturally happened in Florida.

38-year-old Florida manatee dies after ‘high-intensity’ sex with brother

Necropsy results revealed that Hugh succumbed to traumatic injuries caused by a sexual encounter with a larger, male manatee — his brother, Buffett.

nypost.com

In Florida? It's too hot to fuck. Blame this one on man made climate change. Have you ever fucked in a hot tub? That's how hot the ocean is in Florida this year. Hottest on record.

 

[Road Runner]

I....find myself at a complete loss

Florida MAN...atee

I was talking more about the way the animal died that got me. LOL sorry, I just can't take it seriously. LOL!!!

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

In Florida? It's too hot to fuck. Blame this one on man made climate change. Have you ever fucked in a hot tub? That's how hot the ocean is in Florida this year. Hottest on record.

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What, exactly, is the temperature of the "ocean in Florida"?

Psssst. I didn't know there was an ocean in Florida. I know that there are an ocean and a sea that surround Florida.

But back to the temperature -- prove to us what the temperature is of any of the bodies of water surrounding Florida. Is it at least 104°?



Watch thisfolks.




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[Road Runner]

Can you imagine if humans could die from it? JGalt you need to see this.

John Smith

Born: July 28th 1982
Died: October 31st 2023
Cause of death: High intensity amount of gay sex.

 

[ding]

In Florida? It's too hot to fuck. Blame this one on man made climate change. Have you ever fucked in a hot tub? That's how hot the ocean is in Florida this year. Hottest on record.

I never took you for an alarmist.

 

[HeyNorm]

I’m like……….

Lost for words………

I need a nap

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

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What, exactly, is the temperature of the "ocean in Florida"?

Psssst. I didn't know there was an ocean in Florida. I know that there are an ocean and a sea that surround Florida.

But back to the temperature -- prove to us what the temperature is of any of the bodies of water surrounding Florida. Is it at least 104°?



Watch thisfolks.




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sealybobo, how come you never answer honest questions?




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[Concerned American]

I....find myself at a complete loss

Florida MAN...atee

LOL, some people believe that the manatee was the creature that gave rise to the mermaid legend. Must have been some seriously desperate sailors--too long at sea. LOL

 

[Road Runner]

I’m like……….

Lost for words………

I need a nap

You and me both. If I hadn't read further in the article I would have sworn that it was an April Fool's Day joke.

 

[1srelluc]

Damn you people are slow.

 

[ding]

There are so many things to unpack in this story, so much going on that I'm not entirely sure where to begin. Not to be outdone by the fact it naturally happened in Florida.

38-year-old Florida manatee dies after ‘high-intensity’ sex with brother

Necropsy results revealed that Hugh succumbed to traumatic injuries caused by a sexual encounter with a larger, male manatee — his brother, Buffett.

nypost.com

Clearly this means that increased levels of atmospheric CO2 are responsible for intense incestual gay sex. If that isn't a sign that the end is near, I don't know what is.

 

[Road Runner]

Clearly this means that increased levels of atmospheric CO2 are responsible for intense incestual gay sex. If that isn't a sign that the end is near, I don't know what is.

See post #7. This just doesn't happen.

 

[ding]

See post #7. This just doesn't happen.

In small towns? Or anywhere?

 

[Road Runner]

In small towns? Or anywhere?

When have you ever seen gay sex as the cause of death on a death certificate?

 

[ding]

When have you ever seen gay sex as the cause of death on a death certificate?

Never but then again I've never seen a death certificate.

 

[Concerned American]

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What, exactly, is the temperature of the "ocean in Florida"?

Psssst. I didn't know there was an ocean in Florida. I know that there are an ocean and a sea that surround Florida.

But back to the temperature -- prove to us what the temperature is of any of the bodies of water surrounding Florida. Is it at least 104°?



Watch thisfolks.




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I saw the location of the supposed 101.1 temp reading and couldn't help wondering how shallow the water was where they took that reading. Panic porn.

 

[Road Runner]

Never but then again I've never seen a death certificate.

Okay have you ever heard somebody say that they had a family member die from it?