a liberal will interpret the constitution, a conservative will quote it

[basquebromance]

liberals hate America. conservatives love America.

 

[BULLDOG]

A conservative will quote a couple of lines, tell you it means something totally different than what it says, and ignore the parts they don't like. A lot like all those fake right wing Christians and the bible.

 

[EverCurious]

... WTB some examples?