Am I A Normal American Citizen?

[Fenton Lum]

What confuses me is when crapping in the woods should I use the rabbit or my hand?

A bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods and the bear ask the rabbit if it had trouble with shit sticking to it fur?

The rabbit replied no, so the bear wiped it ass with the rabbit?

So if you are a bear in life then wipe your ass with the rabbits of life a toss them like the crappy trash they are afterwards and never worry about their opinion of you...

You're going to start wiping?

 

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[gallantwarrior]

I USED TO THINK I WAS A NORMAL PERSON .......... and then I learned


I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a “Racist”.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a Fascist”.

I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a “Xenophobe”.

I am non-union, which makes me a “Traitor” to the working class and an ally of big business.

I am a Christian, which now labels me as an “Infidel”.

I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a Member of The Vast Gun Lobby”.

I am retired, which makes me “Useless”.

I am logical, can think and reason, therefore I don’t believe much of what the main stream news media tells me, which must make me a “Reactionary”.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a “Xenophobe”.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a “Right Wing Extremist”.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to every individual's merits, which today makes me an “Anti-Socialist”.

I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loans (it’s called work) and no debt at graduation, which makes me an “Odd Underachiever”.

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a “Militant”.

In the recent presidential election, a sick old woman called me and many of my friends “An Irredeemable Basket of Deplorables”.

Please help me come to terms with “The New Me, because I‘m just not sure who I am anymore !

Strange that this has all taken place in the “Last Eight Years”!

If this wasn’t enough to deal with, “Now I’m No Longer Certain Which Public Bathroom I’m Supposed to Use”

You aren't normal, but not for the reasons you think. Most normal Americans aren't such gigantic whiners. If you're really not sure who you are anymore, get some professional help.

At least half of this country whined for months after Trump won...

Democrats are nothing but unhinged whiners.

Not even half are still rioting, burning, whining, and otherwise making a nuisance of themselves...all because Trump won and the Wicked Bitch of the West went down in flames.

 

[Tom Horn]

Most normal Americans aren't such gigantic whiners. If you're really not sure who you are anymore, get some professional help.

Add WHINER to your list if you talk about what's happening to you.