JGalt
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He sure had a dirty mouth. ![laugh :laugh: :laugh:](/styles/smilies/laugh.gif)
"I want someone who will kiss my ass in Macy's window and stand up and say, 'Boy, wasn't that sweet!'
"I don't want to look at an Aunt Minnie. I want to look at a good, trim back end."
"You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel."
"These Negroes, they're getting pretty uppity these days and that's a problem for us since they've got something now they never had before, the political pull to back up their uppityness. Now we've got to do something about this, we've got to give them a little something, just enough to quiet them down, not enough to make a difference... I'll have them naggers voting Democratic for the next two hundred years"
"Son, when I appoint a n-----r to the court, I want everyone to know he's a n-----r."
"I do know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad."
"You pissed on my rug,"
"it's probably better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside pissing in."
"Son, in politics you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad."
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."
“The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight.”
“F*ck your parliament and your constitution. America is an elephant. Cyprus is a flea. Greece is a flea. If these two fellows continue itching the elephant they may just get whacked by the elephant’s trunk, whacked good.”
"Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it."
"Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else."
"He can't fart and chew gum at the same time".
"He early became fabled for a Rabelaisian earthiness, urinating in the parking lot of the House Office Building as the urge took him; if a colleague came into a Capitol bathroom as he was finishing at the urinal there, he would sometimes swing around still holding his member, which he liked to call "Jumbo," hooting once, "Have you ever seen anything as big as this?," and shaking it in almost a brandishing manner as he began discoursing about some pending legislation."
LBJ Was Obsessed With His Dick
![laugh :laugh: :laugh:](/styles/smilies/laugh.gif)
"I want someone who will kiss my ass in Macy's window and stand up and say, 'Boy, wasn't that sweet!'
"I don't want to look at an Aunt Minnie. I want to look at a good, trim back end."
"You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel."
"These Negroes, they're getting pretty uppity these days and that's a problem for us since they've got something now they never had before, the political pull to back up their uppityness. Now we've got to do something about this, we've got to give them a little something, just enough to quiet them down, not enough to make a difference... I'll have them naggers voting Democratic for the next two hundred years"
"Son, when I appoint a n-----r to the court, I want everyone to know he's a n-----r."
"I do know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad."
"You pissed on my rug,"
"it's probably better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside pissing in."
"Son, in politics you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad."
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."
“The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight.”
“F*ck your parliament and your constitution. America is an elephant. Cyprus is a flea. Greece is a flea. If these two fellows continue itching the elephant they may just get whacked by the elephant’s trunk, whacked good.”
"Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it."
"Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else."
"He can't fart and chew gum at the same time".
"He early became fabled for a Rabelaisian earthiness, urinating in the parking lot of the House Office Building as the urge took him; if a colleague came into a Capitol bathroom as he was finishing at the urinal there, he would sometimes swing around still holding his member, which he liked to call "Jumbo," hooting once, "Have you ever seen anything as big as this?," and shaking it in almost a brandishing manner as he began discoursing about some pending legislation."
LBJ Was Obsessed With His Dick