Beer joke

Feeding Crows

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub and order a pint of beer each.

Right after they’ve been served, three flies come and each of them land in one of the glasses.

The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his beer aside and calls for another one.

The Scotsman doesn’t look too pleased either, but he takes out the fly and takes a big sip of beer.

The Irishman looks most irritated of all, reaches into his glass, pinches the fly in between two fingers while yelling: “spit it out, you bastard, spit it out!”
 
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub and order a pint of beer each.

Right after they’ve been served, three flies come and each of them land in one of the glasses.

The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his beer aside and calls for another one.

The Scotsman doesn’t look too pleased either, but he takes out the fly and takes a big sip of beer.

The Irishman looks most irritated of all, reaches into his glass, pinches the fly in between two fingers while yelling: “spit it out, you bastard, spit it out!”
Gonna use that joke but I'll switch the punchline around to the Scotsman because they're stereotypically tight fisted.
 
Not a joke, but a favorite quote from Cheers.....

Norm: Afternoon everybody
Patrons: NORM!!!
Sam: What's up Norm?
Norm: Sammy, Stop me at one...........Ah, make that one-thirty
 

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