Lord Long Rod
Diamond Member
- Jan 17, 2023
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Yeah, I like to grease up a can of Buddy Lite, sit it in the floor, then sit on it, taking it deep inside my rectal cavity. Then I jump up and down and get it all fizzy. I tie a string around the pop top of the can before the procedure, which hangs out my ass when the can is firmly implanted next to my prostate. When the beer is shaken up really good I pull the string and WHOOSH!!!!! Instantly I get a deep cleaning from my beer enema, catch a little buzz from the brew being absorbed into the tissue of my inner sanctum, and sometimes I get lucky and take a direct hit to the prostate, which causes me to nutter-butter. It is the trifecta of pleasure and cleanliness. It also saves the lives of gerbils!Speak for yourself fuck boy, it is you sissies that are the ones always talking about transgenders. You've probably got a case of Bud Light in the fridge right now.