Cage fight! Dubya vs barry

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First off there is no evidence the sissy Soetoro has ever been in a fight. Dubya on the other hand, would fight anybody in his drinking days....even tried to punch out the ol man. Soetoro was born in a hut in Kenya, and raised by white women who protected him from awful violent men like Dubya. Dubya is fearless....glanced at a menacing algore in a debate and then smirked.

Tale of the tape:

1. Bush is more aggressive.
2. Bush outweighs Obama by 30LBS.
3. Bush Hauls Lumber for fun.
4. Bush is a Country boy Cowboy.
5. Bush hangs with Chuck Norris.
6. Bush doesn't smoke, therefore more lung power/endurance.

1. Obama has a few inches.
2. Obama is skinny and weak.
3. Obama is passive, not aggressive.
4. Obama smokes.
5. Obama hangs curtains.

The clear winner here is Bush. Hands down.
 
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Cheyne on the other hand is a Darth, so he could use the force

Dirty Dick wouldn't need the Hurricane-Machine for this one....Dubya would stomp a mudhole in the skinny kenyan's chest and steal his shoes.
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First off there is no evidence the sissy Soetoro has ever been in a fight. Dubya on the other hand, would fight anybody in his drinking days....even tried to punch out the ol man. Soetoro was born in a hut in Kenya, and raised by white women who protected him from awful violent men like Dubya. Dubya is fearless....glanced at a menacing algore in a debate and then smirked.

Tale of the tape:

1. Bush is more aggressive.
2. Bush outweighs Obama by 30LBS.
3. Bush Hauls Lumber for fun.
4. Bush is a Country boy Cowboy.
5. Bush hangs with Chuck Norris.
6. Bush doesn't smoke, therefore more lung power/endurance.

1. Obama has a few inches.
2. Obama is skinny and weak.
3. Obama is passive, not aggressive.
4. Obama smokes.
5. Obama hangs curtains.

The clear winner here is Bush. Hands down.

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:cuckoo:

This just has to have been lifted from Freepers...
 
First off there is no evidence the sissy Soetoro has ever been in a fight. Dubya on the other hand, would fight anybody in his drinking days....even tried to punch out the ol man. Soetoro was born in a hut in Kenya, and raised by white women who protected him from awful violent men like Dubya. Dubya is fearless....glanced at a menacing algore in a debate and then smirked.

Tale of the tape:

1. Bush is more aggressive.
2. Bush outweighs Obama by 30LBS.
3. Bush Hauls Lumber for fun.
4. Bush is a Country boy Cowboy.
5. Bush hangs with Chuck Norris.
6. Bush doesn't smoke, therefore more lung power/endurance.

1. Obama has a few inches.
2. Obama is skinny and weak.
3. Obama is passive, not aggressive.
4. Obama smokes.
5. Obama hangs curtains.

The clear winner here is Bush. Hands down.

Have you seen your psychologist today?

By the way --- how did you come to know how much the presidents weigh?
And what are we to make of "has a few inches"?
 
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There's a lot of nostalgia now for the honor and class Bush brought to the presidency. He's still out there doing bike marathons for the Wounded Warriors. He has never said a word against oblameya. Even though oblameya castigates Bush every day.
 
There's a lot of nostalgia now for the honor and class Bush brought to the presidency. He's still out there doing bike marathons for the Wounded Warriors. He has never said a word against oblameya. Even though oblameya castigates Bush every day.

There ya go telling these freaks Dubya is too classy to fight the kenyan meathead.

Oh, I forgot to mention Barry faints at the sight of blood....
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP4keCkYHYU]Bush vs Obama First Ceremonial Pitch - YouTube[/ame]
 

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