Chrisitans leave scripture instead of tips

Smilodonfatalis

Active Member
May 5, 2013
745
126
28
Lipsher: What would Jesus tip? - The Denver Post

Of all the sanctimonious excuses for being cheap, there is a fad among Christians of leaving fake $10 bills with scripture on the back instead of a real tip.

A study found that self-identified Christians are twice as cheap as Jews when giving tips.

If I ever saw a Christian leaving a fake $10 tip with scripture I'd knock it to the floor and tip the waitress for them.

I'd probably get so angry I'd cuss the cheapskate out to their face.
 
Last edited:
There is no proof it was a Christian and I could leave no tip and leave atheist literature to give athiests a bad name.
 
My mother in law overtips and gives people tips they don't deserve. She is christian.
 
Lipsher: What would Jesus tip? - The Denver Post

Of all the sanctimonious excuses for being cheap, there is a fad among Christians of leaving fake $10 bills with scripture on the back instead of a real tip.

A study found that self-identified Christians are twice as cheap as Jews when giving tips.

If I ever saw a Christian leaving a fake $10 tip with scripture I'd knock it to the floor and tip the waitress for them.

I'd probably get so angry I'd cuss the cheapskate out to their face.

Here's a tip. No Christian has ever known our Creator.
 
Lipsher: What would Jesus tip? - The Denver Post

Of all the sanctimonious excuses for being cheap, there is a fad among Christians of leaving fake $10 bills with scripture on the back instead of a real tip.

A study found that self-identified Christians are twice as cheap as Jews when giving tips.

If I ever saw a Christian leaving a fake $10 tip with scripture I'd knock it to the floor and tip the waitress for them.

I'd probably get so angry I'd cuss the cheapskate out to their face.

A study by who? the JDL?

Go fuck yourself, idiot.
 
Lipsher: What would Jesus tip? - The Denver Post

Of all the sanctimonious excuses for being cheap, there is a fad among Christians of leaving fake $10 bills with scripture on the back instead of a real tip.

A study found that self-identified Christians are twice as cheap as Jews when giving tips.

If I ever saw a Christian leaving a fake $10 tip with scripture I'd knock it to the floor and tip the waitress for them.

I'd probably get so angry I'd cuss the cheapskate out to their face.

Sheesh, even Jews don't pull stunts like this.
 
Lipsher: What would Jesus tip? - The Denver Post

Of all the sanctimonious excuses for being cheap, there is a fad among Christians of leaving fake $10 bills with scripture on the back instead of a real tip.

A study found that self-identified Christians are twice as cheap as Jews when giving tips.

If I ever saw a Christian leaving a fake $10 tip with scripture I'd knock it to the floor and tip the waitress for them.

I'd probably get so angry I'd cuss the cheapskate out to their face.

Sheesh, even Jews don't pull stunts like this.


yeah but what about the nips chinks gooks spooks and spics?
 
]There is no proof it was a Christian [/B]and I could leave no tip and leave atheist literature to give athiests a bad name.

You mean besides the fact she is a Pastor, called Applebee's wanting everyone fired and later made a public apology.

There is probably one low life in every billion people.
To stereotype everyone else because of a few oddballs is not representative of normal society.
 
Lipsher: What would Jesus tip? - The Denver Post

Of all the sanctimonious excuses for being cheap, there is a fad among Christians of leaving fake $10 bills with scripture on the back instead of a real tip.

A study found that self-identified Christians are twice as cheap as Jews when giving tips.

If I ever saw a Christian leaving a fake $10 tip with scripture I'd knock it to the floor and tip the waitress for them.

I'd probably get so angry I'd cuss the cheapskate out to their face.

Your post is as ridiculous as the ‘scripture tip.’

You’d likely end up charged with felony assault.

But, yes, the ‘scripture tip’ is indeed sanctimonious, an example of the thoughtless arrogance of many Christians, to believe that the dogma of their faith has some 'value' to everyone.

It does not.
 
There is probably one low life in every billion people.
To stereotype everyone else because of a few oddballs is not representative of normal society.
And yet, on posts you lump all muslims into one category based on the actions of a few.

Hypocrite much........ :lol:

It isn't just one thing that I judge Islam on.
Where the Quran contradicted itself, they burned it.

My stepsister went to Israel and a Muslim man stole her shoe.
The pornography found in Osamma Bin Laden's residence shows a lot of background.
It isn't one thing.
 
]There is no proof it was a Christian [/B]and I could leave no tip and leave atheist literature to give athiests a bad name.

You mean besides the fact she is a Pastor, called Applebee's wanting everyone fired and later made a public apology.

There is probably one low life in every billion people.
To stereotype everyone else because of a few oddballs is not representative of normal society.

Totally agree. Many good Christian families are struggling to take care of their family. But her anger should have been directed at Applebee policy.
 
There is probably one low life in every billion people.
To stereotype everyone else because of a few oddballs is not representative of normal society.
And yet, on posts you lump all muslims into one category based on the actions of a few.

Hypocrite much........ :lol:

It isn't just one thing that I judge Islam on.
Where the Quran contradicted itself, they burned it.

My stepsister went to Israel and a Muslim man stole her shoe.
The pornography found in Osamma Bin Laden's residence shows a lot of background.
It isn't one thing.
Oh my.....that's more than enough to stereotype all muslims......please proceed. . :cuckoo: :lol: :lol:
 
Maybe I should return the favor and go to one of those Sunday services and eat the food the church ladies make and use up the resources of the church. When they pass the plate, I can drop in some portions of the Illiad or a few passages from Bullfinch's Mythology or some Shintoist literature or even one of those pocket-sized Korans.
 
And yet, on posts you lump all muslims into one category based on the actions of a few.

Hypocrite much........ :lol:

It isn't just one thing that I judge Islam on.
Where the Quran contradicted itself, they burned it.

My stepsister went to Israel and a Muslim man stole her shoe.
The pornography found in Osamma Bin Laden's residence shows a lot of background.
It isn't one thing.
Oh my.....that's more than enough to stereotype all muslims......please proceed. . :cuckoo: :lol: :lol:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNg21Kd_G7w]"Grace" Live In Studio - YouTube[/ame]

There is hypocrisy on how Muslims treat women:

“There are a lot of issues, like honor killing, that go on,” she said. “For instance, we were at a beach, and it was extremely hot. All the women were covered up head-to-toe in black, and all the men were wearing Speedos, and that’s how I started writing my song ‘Grace.’ We are all covered up and you men are not, what’s going on here?”

“Grace,” which Hegazy says celebrates female empowerment and beauty in all ages, shapes and sizes, is featured on her EP “Jailbird.” Indeed its lyrics are quite direct:

Cover your face
Before you poison all our souls
Cover your mouth
Before it tells us something we don't know
Cover your body
For your skin incinerates
The will of weakened men who just might lose their faith

Our heads our full of color inside
Why is it that we should hide
Who ever gave you the right to step on our pride?

The not safe for Christian version is here:

Pop singer Omnia Hegazy tackles rules of Arab, Muslim communities one song at a time | Fox News
 
....................................................... ^^^ That's some funny stuff you got going on there.... :cuckoo: :lol: :lol:

I think a Muslim version of this song would be more funny.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxETLTcv5BM]I WANT TO BE CLONE - steve taylor - YouTube[/ame]
 

Forum List

Back
Top