Clever questions atheists can't answer!

[Vastator]

That is in no way an accurate definition, of atheism.

How do you define atheism, Vastador?

Surely you have access to a dictionary...
Here I'll help. Try this one.
a·the·ism
ˈāTHēˌizəm/
noun

1. disbelief or lack of belief in the existence of God or gods.
   synonyms: nonbelief, disbelief, unbelief, irreligion, skepticism, doubt, agnosticism;
   "atheism was not freely discussed in his community

I was asking what you believed it was. Not the dictionary. Did you ever believe in God at any time in your life?

Definitions don't lend themselves to what one believes.

If you cannot define what you don't believe how can you claim not to believe it?

Was this supposed to make sense? It didn't...

 

[tycho1572]

I couldn't help laughing when I saw Luddly start a thread about clever questions. lol

 

[Luddly Neddite]

The atheist is ignorant when it comes to spiritual things.

This is your chance to educate us.

Or do you any clue at all?

Didn't think so.


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[Luddly Neddite]

You're right. If that was what atheism claimed, that would be insane. Can you quote a single atheist ever actually claiming that? I somehow rather doubt it...

Actually, that's what theists believe.


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[Luddly Neddite]

Clever questions atheists can’t answer!

Dear Christians,


Are you tired of atheists claiming they are more intellectual and smarter that Christians? Do you want to continue the good fight against the satanic secular machine that has hijacked this nation from being Christian? Look no further! Here are a bunch of clever questions you can ask atheists. When they fail to answer these questions, show them the truth from the Bible and watch as they are lead to the light.

Okay, I admit I read them all but of those I read, its true. I couldn't answer them.

Any christians want to enlighten me?

Yes. The website you are quoting is not a Christian website. It's designed to mock Christianity.

Obviously, that was my first impression but I was led there from another site where several aged they were "clever questions". Same is said in the comments.

I did not look at other pages however, it's possible I missed that.

Thing is, this is the same kind of schlock christians post. Note that several here have said they think they are actual questions and that christians can answer them while atheists cannot. (Now they will quickly say they didn't mean that at all.)

Either way, funny stuff.



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[Luddly Neddite]

Clever question Christians can't answer

Who made God?

What religion was he?

What about his kid?

Jesus wasn't christian because it wasn't invented until long after his daddy killed him. Undoubtedly, he believed in the gods that were popular at the time.


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[The Sage of Main Street]

Clever questions atheists can’t answer!

Dear Christians,


Are you tired of atheists claiming they are more intellectual and smarter that Christians? Do you want to continue the good fight against the satanic secular machine that has hijacked this nation from being Christian? Look no further! Here are a bunch of clever questions you can ask atheists. When they fail to answer these questions, show them the truth from the Bible and watch as they are lead to the light.

Okay, I admit I read them all but of those I read, its true. I couldn't answer them.

Any christians want to enlighten me?

Yes. The website you are quoting is not a Christian website. It's designed to mock Christianity.

Obviously, that was my first impression but I was led there from another site where several alleged they were "clever questions". Same is said in the comments.

I did not look at other pages however, it's possible I missed that.

Thing is, this is the same kind of schlock christians post. Note that several here have said they think they are actual questions and that christians can answer them while atheists cannot. (Now they will quickly say they didn't mean that at all.)

Either way, funny stuff.



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Unintentional Self-Parody

There is a word for something that is sincere but expressed in such an incompetent way that people think it a satire of that point of view. Does anyone know what that is called? I forget.

There is also something like self-hating Jew Steven Spielberg's movie Munich. His bleeding-heart sympathy for the sandfly terrorists and their maggots is so silly that it can be taken as a pro-Mossad action-adventure. The little Muzzie princess's piano lessons were paid for with Israeli children's blood.

 

[SoCalSmurf]

The atheist is ignorant when it comes to spiritual things.

This is your chance to educate us.

Or do you any clue at all?

Didn't think so.


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Ok, listen and watch closely. I am going to show you a video of the afterlife. It shows clearly the face of one human spirit who is in hell. You can tell that the spirit is in hell do to the narration. The narrator clearly expresses that the spirits in his life are evil. This is the human condition of being without God in the afterlife. The soul needs to be salvaged through faith in Christ. Otherwise, it suffers the state or condition of hell.

This footage is genuine.

To view it, you must click on the top of the video and be directed to youtube do to copyright.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

I couldn't help laughing when I saw Luddly start a thread about clever questions. lol

Then you must be laughing at whomever wrote the "clever questions".

 

[Mudda]

I couldn't help laughing when I saw Luddly start a thread about clever questions. lol

Then you must be laughing at whomever wrote the "clever questions".

So brah, which questions would you like me to answer? There's a simple answer for each one. The dude who wrote them must have been mentally disabled.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

The atheist is ignorant when it comes to spiritual things.

This is your chance to educate us.

Or do you any clue at all?

Didn't think so.


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Ok, listen and watch closely. I am going to show you a video of the afterlife. It shows clearly the face of one human spirit who is in hell. You can tell that the spirit is in hell do to the narration. The narrator clearly expresses that the spirits in his life are evil. This is the human condition of being without God in the afterlife. The soul needs to be salvaged through faith in Christ. Otherwise, it suffers the state or condition of hell.

This footage is genuine.

To view it, you must click on the top of the video and be directed to youtube do to copyright.

Oh wow. that certainly proves everything the christians have been preaching. You have done what no other person in the past 70 years has been able to do. You have converted a lifelong atheist into thumper cum roller.















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[SoCalSmurf]

The atheist is ignorant when it comes to spiritual things.

This is your chance to educate us.

Or do you any clue at all?

Didn't think so.


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Ok, listen and watch closely. I am going to show you a video of the afterlife. It shows clearly the face of one human spirit who is in hell. You can tell that the spirit is in hell do to the narration. The narrator clearly expresses that the spirits in his life are evil. This is the human condition of being without God in the afterlife. The soul needs to be salvaged through faith in Christ. Otherwise, it suffers the state or condition of hell.

This footage is genuine.

To view it, you must click on the top of the video and be directed to youtube do to copyright.

Oh wow. that certainly proves everything the christians have been preaching. You have done what no other person in the past 70 years has been able to do. You have converted a lifelong atheist into thumper cum roller.















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You ask to be educated. Yet you are not teachable. I figured as much.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Well, at least you know you tried, right?

 

[SoCalSmurf]

Well, at least you know you tried, right?

Again confirmed, the atheist is ignorant of spiritual things.

Psalm 14:1. The fool says in his heart, "There is no God."