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Daily Affirmations

I try my best to 'tap into it'....... :eusa_whistle:
:eusa_drool:

finger 'poke' to your side! Mornin' Ringel! Nice to see you on this horned-up hump day!

:eusa_angel:

Gives a whole new meaning to 'hard as a rock'.

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Between a cock and a hard place.
 
To start your day with a positive mindset and good feelings.
We can all use them.


I am loving, creative and intelligent. Choosing to see myself and accept myself this way allows me to make positive change in my life.

My imagination, courage and sense of adventure will continue to stimulate and excite me, forever....
 
I gracefully dodge every bump in my path. I leap confidently over every hurdle before me. I face every challenge bravely. My inner strength bolsters me. I trust and value my life journey.
 
I will refrain from killing the idiot at work who interrupted a very good conversation about whether the burka should be banned to regale us with tales of how he had tuna for lunch.

Such intelligent conversations are rare, such idiot interruptions a daily, almost hourly occurrence where I work.

It is a government building.

But may still kill the idiot who told me the elevator was not working as I was in it right after putting up a sign saying Out Of Order.
 
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