Dear mods I just noticed my banner of top poster of the month

[Wyatt earp]

Please remove it..I don't take awards to good ..I don't even know how I got it .



Thank you
Bear513

 

[Camp]

Congratulations. Your award and a free coffee coupon will get you a free coffee.

 

[Camp]

"If God wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms."

 

[WillowTree]

Covfefe?

 

[Moonglow]

Please remove it..I don't take awards to good ..I don't even know how I got it .



Thank you
Bear513

Would you like your prize of a pile of shit now or later?

 

[Wyatt earp]

Congratulations. Your award and a free coffee coupon will get you a free coffee.

Not interested ..

 

[Moonglow]

If you were not interested you'd PM a mod and not publicize your disdain..

 

[cnelsen]

"If God wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms."

Soccer would be great--if we were horses. --Steve Sailer

 

[rightwinger]

Please remove it..I don't take awards to good ..I don't even know how I got it .



Thank you
Bear513

Take that banner into any titty bar and you get a free lap dance

 

[Lewdog]

That award is basically a participation trophy... it suits you.

 

[Mr Natural]

Congratulations!

You've managed to piss away more of your valuable time on this message board than anyone else.

Keep up the good work!

 

[WillowTree]

Congratulations!

You've managed to piss away more of your valuable time on this message board than anyone else.

Keep up the good work!

Send a memo to grand Papa!

 

[toobfreak]

You were selected at random using sophisticated polling algorithms by a thousand Russian spies sitting at a bar in lower Macedonia with nothing better to do because they have already ruined the careers of Hillary Clinton and Kathy Griffin!

 

[Pogo]

Congratulations!

You've managed to piss away more of your valuable time on this message board than anyone else.

Keep up the good work!

Zackly. If I ever see my name creeping into that list I'd take it as a message to get more of a life.

 

[Pogo]

Please remove it..I don't take awards to good ..I don't even know how I got it .



Thank you
Bear513

All those posts responding to yourself add up yanno.

 

[flacaltenn]

Please remove it..I don't take awards to good ..I don't even know how I got it .



Thank you
Bear513

you're gonna have to return the free USMB mouse pad first..

Did you say "poster of the month"? Or "poser of the month"?? 2 different contests.

Edit -- I'll see what I can do. But once the Accountants at Ernst & Young certify the results, it's final.. If you don't want it to happen again, you might slow down a bit. Because you're in 2nd place for June already..

 

[Moonglow]

You know that it makes the Sun god mad when you deny your ability to yack it up..

 

[Wyatt earp]

Please remove it..I don't take awards to good ..I don't even know how I got it .



Thank you
Bear513

you're gonna have to return the free USMB mouse pad first..

Did you say "poster of the month"? Or "poser of the month"?? 2 different contests.

Really ?

I love this mouse pad... OK I will send it back..

 

[Unkotare]

"If God wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms."

And balls.

 

[flacaltenn]

So many people would flame their own Moms to have that honor. I don't how anybody could refuse it..