Definitive proof that Santa Claus exists

[Esmeralda]

If he doesn't exist, who the hell eats the cookies and milk I put out on Xmas eve? That's definitive proof enough for me.

 

[daws101]

Of course Santa claus exists. He's just been dead for over a millenia and is still waiting for his resurrection as far as anyone knows.

Look up Saint Nick sometime.

if he's waiting for resurrection he's not dead or he needs to see his doctor about Viagra or Cialis...