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I'd hire someone to figure out what to do with it. Luckily, I have someone in the family who can do that, and who I would trust implicitly.
I would give a lot away, but I don't know exactly how much or among whom I'd distribute it (aside from my own loved ones who would of course all benefit).
I would want to set up all my kids, and there are six of them including the ex's two boys...and I would want to give money to my nieces and nephews, and my granddaughter...and my sister and brothers and mom....and best friend..and her daughter...
I would want property, and property is spendy.
Just so you don't forget my lifetime supply of Pistachio Nuts.I'd hire someone to figure out what to do with it. Luckily, I have someone in the family who can do that, and who I would trust implicitly.
I would give a lot away, but I don't know exactly how much or among whom I'd distribute it (aside from my own loved ones who would of course all benefit).
I would want to set up all my kids, and there are six of them including the ex's two boys...and I would want to give money to my nieces and nephews, and my granddaughter...and my sister and brothers and mom....and best friend..and her daughter...
I would want property, and property is spendy.
Its easy to give money away.
Scholarship funds. Renovating and stocking schools. Funding food pantry's.
How much fun would it be to buy mortgages on the steps of city hall...and then hand the deed to the owner.
I could run through that money so fast it would make your head spin.
From my underground lair, I would take off in a helicopter and drop teddy bears by parachute over lower income neighborhoods. Ho! Ho! Ho!
Then I would land on top of children's hospital roofs and go downstairs and ask if there were any kids who needed lifesaving treatments which their parents could not afford.
Then, BAM! Plunk down a check for the amount they needed.
I think for this kind of generosity, they would overlook the woman latched onto my crotch.
WHAT?
If I won half a billion dollars, my dick would be in somebody's mouth 24 hours a day.
What?
That doesn't require that much.![]()
Seriously, I wonder if the bank would put me on hold for as long as they usually do when I call if they knew I had £500m in my account?