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Rooters News 06/08/2024
EL PASO TX.
Sources report an unprecidented wall failure at the EL Paso Border as a Caravan of over an estimated 1500 Migrants , vaulted their way over the finished section of border wall in scorching temperatures exeeding 110 F, late Saturday afternoon. Members of the mounted E-bike division of the U.S. Border patrol expressed dismay and concern as well as being quite flabbergasted at the spectacle. One officer was quoted as saying "by golly its true! walls really dont work!"
Another agent would weigh in later to reporters, as he could only stand by helplessly while a renegade faction of the Caravan actually made an attempt to dart through the Unfinished opening of the border wall. The attempt ended in failure and carnage as migrants young and old began to trip and fall as they were overtaken by Agoraphobia and vertigo..., creating a tangled mess of broken arms, legs as well as head injuries.
The Agent was quoted as saying "They shoulda went over the TOP like the others!" as he emphatically pointed up at the 30 foot tall steel seive.. "they shoulda known that wall doesnt work!.. hell if Hitler had installed wall breaches just like this in Normandy, I doubt the Allies would have ever made it through on D-Day "
Needless to say the injured were airlifted to safety and probably Starbucks.
Rooters News,
Molly O'Malley
EL PASO TX.
Sources report an unprecidented wall failure at the EL Paso Border as a Caravan of over an estimated 1500 Migrants , vaulted their way over the finished section of border wall in scorching temperatures exeeding 110 F, late Saturday afternoon. Members of the mounted E-bike division of the U.S. Border patrol expressed dismay and concern as well as being quite flabbergasted at the spectacle. One officer was quoted as saying "by golly its true! walls really dont work!"
Another agent would weigh in later to reporters, as he could only stand by helplessly while a renegade faction of the Caravan actually made an attempt to dart through the Unfinished opening of the border wall. The attempt ended in failure and carnage as migrants young and old began to trip and fall as they were overtaken by Agoraphobia and vertigo..., creating a tangled mess of broken arms, legs as well as head injuries.
The Agent was quoted as saying "They shoulda went over the TOP like the others!" as he emphatically pointed up at the 30 foot tall steel seive.. "they shoulda known that wall doesnt work!.. hell if Hitler had installed wall breaches just like this in Normandy, I doubt the Allies would have ever made it through on D-Day "
Needless to say the injured were airlifted to safety and probably Starbucks.
Rooters News,
Molly O'Malley
