Embarrassing day, French surrender to D-Day reenactors.

[Votto]

It was a chaotic and sad day in France after the French government surrendered to the German D-Day reenactors on the shores of Normandy Beach in France yesterday..

"Please don't shoot, please don't shoot!" yelled President Emmanual Macron. "Make your country your new home! Mercy Buttercups!!" Macron later confided that he saw this day coming after east and west Germany reunification, which is why the French government had spent years preparing for the event by building speed bumps for the German Panzers.

President Biden was on site to deliver a speech congratulating the French President on a cease fire.

"We have been pushing for a cease fire for months" said Biden. "I'm glad the French have chosen surrender instead of the continued genocide of Hamas troops here at Daytona Beach".

No word yet on what kind of government the wartime reenactors will choose for the nation formerly known as France.

 

[Donald H]

There's no way that it can be anything other than a prowar propaganda sideshow.

A huge propaganda victory for Biden.

 

[rightwinger]

What is the easiest way to identify a French soldier?



Sunburned Armpits

 

[Donald H]

What is the easiest way to identify a French soldier?



Sunburned Armpits

France is onboard with America's war this time.
However, the French people have a way of defying their establishment.

It's that liberty combined with equality and fraternity thing!

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

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It was a chaotic and sad day in France after the French government surrendered to the German D-Day reenactors on the shores of Normandy Beach in France yesterday..

"Please don't shoot, please don't shoot!" yelled President Emmanual Macron. "Make your country your new home! Mercy Buttercups!!" Macron later confided that he saw this day coming after east and west Germany reunification, which is why the French government had spent years preparing for the event by building speed bumps for the German Panzers.

President Biden was on site to deliver a speech congratulating the French President on a cease fire.

"We have been pushing for a cease fire for months" said Biden. "I'm glad the French have chosen surrender instead of the continued genocide of Hamas troops here at Daytona Beach".

No word yet on what kind of government the wartime reenactors will choose for the nation formerly known as France.

Snail-Eaters' Surrender Soirée