geauxtohell
Choose your weapon.
I've never claimed to be a doctor, lol.
And if he's a medical professional, he's a crazy one. Define "medical professional". Do you mean an aid? Perhaps the guy who empties out the sharps containers? Lol...receptionist at the free clinic? Somehow I doubt if he's that far up the food chain...
I am a medical student, I've never claimed to be any more or less. I am not a professional. I don't get paid.
Whatever my bona fides are, I am sure they outweigh your "classified CV". Either that or you slept through all your classes on professional ethics and your entire core rotation year.