Sheldon
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- Apr 2, 2010
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What a stupid dumb-ass policy. The guy is obviously is a moran for not paying the fee, and the fee itself is moranic. There's so much derp in this story.
This must have been in some rural 'burb. You couldn't get away with this policy in the city, where anything larger than a contained camp fire is a major public safety issue. If I was in this guy's shoes, I'd take it to court for no other reason than to get the policy eliminated. But before I took it to court I'd pay someone $75 to kick my ass for being a stupid shit.
Wow! Just wow. You do realize that a significant percentage of the US population still lives in rural zones? Indeed many suburbs have to parcel out fire/police/ambulance to other areas, even in metro areas? Making it optional is a weird point, granted. But it stood for 20 or more years.
What's so wow? The stupidity of an opt-out fire-protection policy increases exponentially as the population density increases. A policy like this would only be in a rural area, where the chance of spreading is lowest.
Did you think I was calling suburbanites stupid?