For all those blaming guns: There has only been ONE gun that pulled it's own trigger.

[Nostra]

And it was in Alec Baldwin's hand.

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Hey, I have a perfect solution to gun violence, and all crime, for that matter.

Let's put everyone in a safe, government-controlled environment where individuals remain separated from each other and where all dangerous items are removed. Government will keep us all protected from ourselves and each other. Government will feed us 3 times a day, and we will remain safe in our separate apartments where no one can enter.

How does that sound?

 

[Concerned American]

Hey, I have a perfect solution to gun violence, and all crime, for that matter.

Let's put everyone in a safe, government-controlled environment where individuals remain separated from each other and where all dangerous items are removed. Government will keep us all protected from ourselves and each other. Government will feed us 3 times a day, and we will remain safe in our separate apartments where no one can enter.

How does that sound?

Like Singapore.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Hey, I have a perfect solution to gun violence, and all crime, for that matter.

Let's put everyone in a safe, government-controlled environment where individuals remain separated from each other and where all dangerous items are removed. Government will keep us all protected from ourselves and each other. Government will feed us 3 times a day, and we will remain safe in our separate apartments where no one can enter.

How does that sound?

Sounds like you've been spying on me.

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Like Singapore.

Or Sing.....Sing...

 

[struth]

guns don’t kill people, alec baldwin kills people

 

[lg325]

Hey, I have a perfect solution to gun violence, and all crime, for that matter.

Let's put everyone in a safe, government-controlled environment where individuals remain separated from each other and where all dangerous items are removed. Government will keep us all protected from ourselves and each other. Government will feed us 3 times a day, and we will remain safe in our separate apartments where no one can enter.

How does that sound?

Prison

 

[struth]

And it was in Alec Baldwin's hand.

If Alec Baldwin had a son, he'd look like Salvador Ramos

 

[night_son]

Hey, I have a perfect solution to gun violence, and all crime, for that matter.

Let's put everyone in a safe, government-controlled environment where individuals remain separated from each other and where all dangerous items are removed. Government will keep us all protected from ourselves and each other. Government will feed us 3 times a day, and we will remain safe in our separate apartments where no one can enter.

How does that sound?

Like a night out at the penitentiary. I hear the train a coming . . . it's rolling round the bend . . .

 

[Nostra]

If Alec Baldwin had a son, he'd look like Salvador Ramos

Scary thing is, Baldwin has like 50 kids.