Trajan
conscientia mille testes
he's a second rate historian, a third rate intellect and a thoroughly despicable human being in his personal life.
he just looks better because of the alternatives; like the sorta dumpy chick that hangs out with her four morbidly obese friends with third stage acne.
last call rolls around and she looks like uma thurman.
fail
I'll buy that del,if however inmho, this;
he just looks better because of the alternatives
includes both parties.