Getty found dead: How is bloody trauma to the rectal area "natural death" or accident?

[emilynghiem]

Oil fortune heir Andrew Getty dies of rectal injury in L.A. - NY Daily News
Coroner Death of Andrew Getty appears natural or accident - Houston Chronicle

How is a "blunt force trauma" to a bloody rectal area
considered natural death or accident?

Perhaps the Coroner comes from the same school of thought of the Jury
who found that Durst's chopping up and disposing of the body of his roommate
was due to panicking after killing him in self-defense.

I guess if your family can pay enough money, you can custom write your own headline stories.

 

[September]

There is only one possible explanation.

He got probed by extraterrestrials and then gave birth to an alien baby.​

 

[B. Kidd]

Talk about being butthurt.........

 

[mudwhistle]

Talk about being butthurt.........

He finally pulled his head out of his ass....

 

[Ame®icano]

Oil fortune heir Andrew Getty dies of rectal injury in L.A. - NY Daily News
Coroner Death of Andrew Getty appears natural or accident - Houston Chronicle

How is a "blunt force trauma" to a bloody rectal area
considered natural death or accident?

Perhaps the Coroner comes from the same school of thought of the Jury
who found that Durst's chopping up and disposing of the body of his roommate
was due to panicking after killing him in self-defense.

I guess if your family can pay enough money, you can custom write your own headline stories.

Coroner is a faggot. All normal.

 

[boedicca]

I have it figured out. He was found naked from the waist down in his bathroom. Clearly, he passed out and impaled himself on the toilet bowl plunger...a supersized Fusilli Jerry maneuver with Deadly Consequences!

No Assman to the rescue in this case.

 

[emilynghiem]

There is only one possible explanation.

He got probed by extraterrestrials and then gave birth to an alien baby.​

Thank you Goddess_Ashtara

If it can be proven and documented by empirical observation,
then THAT'S why it's called "NATURAL" (as opposed to supernatural)?
Very good, case closed!

[Unless a circuitous debate breaks out between Boss and Holly
if alleged "alien intrusion" into our physical empirical world
counts as "natural" or "supernatural" or "spiritual."]

 

[emilynghiem]

I have it figured out. He was found naked from the waist down in his bathroom. Clearly, he passed out and impaled himself on the toilet bowl plunger...a supersized Fusilli Jerry maneuver with Deadly Consequences!

No Assman to the rescue in this case.

Ouch! so he was using the wrong end of the plunger to fix a personal plumbing problem?
That is one accident I don't want to have, intentional or not! Oooweeee. Oucheee!

My sympathy to the family for having to go through more grief, when they have seen enough.
My prayers for healing for all the tragedy and trauma they have suffered,
Oil heir Andrew Getty 47 found dead with traumatic injuries Daily Mail Online
Good Lord! Have mercy on these people!
And whoever had to clean up the mess in the media.
Or the mess in the bathroom...

 

[B. Kidd]

Talk about being butthurt.........

He finally pulled his head out of his ass....

A Nueroproctologist is investigating.

 

[guno]

Strange how Christians are fixated on anuses

 

[B. Kidd]

Strange how Christians are fixated on anuses

It's a thread for assholes. Noticed you're in it!

 

[emilynghiem]

Strange how Christians are fixated on anuses

And likewise, politics is all about pussies and dicks?