You can catch leprosy from handling those critters....if you're looking for 52 flavors of popcorn, CBD oil, Trump flags, crotchety old men who wear suspenders, crappy Chinese-made knives, optics, and gun accessories, old primers that are priced ten times what they were a year ago, half-empty boxes of reloading bullets in calibers that nobody uses, open cans of reloading powder, fake Nazi artifacts, outrageously-priced chopped up machine guns, somebody else's handloads, $350 rusty bayonets, $800 SKS rifles, 100 varieties of jerked mystery meat, undercover ATF agents, yard art, $3000 Winchesters, magazines that fit no gun ever manufactured, $8 admission charges, bags of tarnished range brass, $40 tables, bins of rusty gun parts that go to no gun even made, duck decoys, yoga DVDs, and people walking around with signs on their backs, trying to sell some $300 wall-hanger.
That is all.
And a good time was had by all!
It's what we live for.![]()
Cold beer on a nice night, sitting around the fire pit with your feet up on an old milk crate, listening to nothing but the country sounds with no human racket at all.
And assassinating armadillos
I actually tried to eat one of those bastards once. Shot it, cleaned it, popped it in the oven...
It was pretty nasty.