How About Mueller vs. Trump One On One?

[Tom Horn]

If I were advising Rudy I'd tell him horse-face can interview the President...just the two of them. If ol Bob still thinks of himself as a "hero" (he was a general's shoe-shine boy), he shouldn't be afraid of Trump. If ol Bob is the G-man he wants us to believe he is, he shouldn't need five of his ambulance-chasers sitting at the table. Remember, Trump already threw Mueller off one of his golf courses for trying to skip out on his greens fees. He begged Trump for Comey's job and got the bum's rush out of the Oval Office. He's probably stringing out this phony "investigation" because he needs a job. So how about this...they skip the interview and go WWE pay-for-view so we can watch Trump whip his ass on TV.

 

[S.J.]

Mueller would require that Peter Strzok be the referee.

 

[Aldo Raine]

Mueller would crush that orange shit stain. You cannot be serious, Rump would confess to the Lindbergh murder by the time he was dragged out.

 

[Tom Horn]

Mueller would crush that orange shit stain. You cannot be serious, Rump would confess to the Lindbergh murder by the time he was dragged out.

Wrong....Mueller is a skeleton.....Trump would snap him like a popsicle stick.

 

[Aldo Raine]

Mueller would crush that orange shit stain. You cannot be serious, Rump would confess to the Lindbergh murder by the time he was dragged out.

Wrong....Mueller is a skeleton.....Trump would snap him like a popsicle stick.

Rump would be out of breath trying to stand up from his double cheeseburgers with his triple chins.

 

[Tom Horn]

Rump would be out of breath trying to stand up from his double cheeseburgers with his triple chins.

Skeletor is a vegan...no strength....gets exhausted using a pencil sharpener.

 

[Aldo Raine]

Rump would be out of breath trying to stand up from his double cheeseburgers with his triple chins.

Skeletor is a vegan...no strength....gets exhausted using a pencil sharpener.

Rump would also trip over a bone spur. Mueller by knockout in 13 seconds. Rump would look like Marvis Frazier when Tyson knocked him cold.

 

[Tom Horn]

Rump would be out of breath trying to stand up from his double cheeseburgers with his triple chins.

Skeletor is a vegan...no strength....gets exhausted using a pencil sharpener.

Rump would also trip over a bone spur. Mueller by knockout in 13 seconds. Rump would look like Marvis Frazier when Tyson knocked him cold.

Trump grabs Skeletor by the ankles and makes a wish.

 

[edward37]

If I were advising Rudy I'd tell him horse-face can interview the President...just the two of them. If ol Bob still thinks of himself as a "hero" (he was a general's shoe-shine boy), he shouldn't be afraid of Trump. If ol Bob is the G-man he wants us to believe he is, he shouldn't need five of his ambulance-chasers sitting at the table. Remember, Trump already threw Mueller off one of his golf courses for trying to skip out on his greens fees. He begged Trump for Comey's job and got the bum's rush out of the Oval Office. He's probably stringing out this phony "investigation" because he needs a job. So how about this...they skip the interview and go WWE pay-for-view so we can watch Trump whip his ass on TV.

Bronze star and Purple Heart a leader of whom EVERYONE has good things to say about him VS Trump the lowest POS republicans can find?

 

[Siete]

the gentlemans slution;

back to back, 20 paces, turn and fire ... winner walks off.

 

[Tom Horn]

the gentlemans slution;

back to back, 20 paces, turn and fire ... winner walks off.

GUN VIOLENCE?

 

[Aldo Raine]

Rump would be out of breath trying to stand up from his double cheeseburgers with his triple chins.

Skeletor is a vegan...no strength....gets exhausted using a pencil sharpener.

Rump would also trip over a bone spur. Mueller by knockout in 13 seconds. Rump would look like Marvis Frazier when Tyson knocked him cold.

Trump grabs Skeletor by the ankles and makes a wish.

If Rump grabs his ankles it is because HE has been knocked to the floor and is now begging for mercy

 

[dcbl]

Trump needs to stay away, this whole investigation is a sham and the interview Mueller wants is a perjury trap

 

[Aldo Raine]

Trump needs to stay away, this whole investigation is a sham and the interview Mueller wants is a perjury trap

It is not a trap if you do not perjur yourself.

 

[mudwhistle]

Mueller would crush that orange shit stain. You cannot be serious, Rump would confess to the Lindbergh murder by the time he was dragged out.

Sorry, Trump is from Queens NY. A guy with a name like Robert Swan Mueller the turd wouldn't last 60 seconds in Trump's neighborhood.

 

[Harpy Eagle]

Trump needs to stay away, this whole investigation is a sham and the interview Mueller wants is a perjury trap

It is not a trap if you do not perjur yourself.

But even the Trump zealots know that Trump cannot hold a conversation without lying at least a dozen times.

 

[Aldo Raine]

Mueller would crush that orange shit stain. You cannot be serious, Rump would confess to the Lindbergh murder by the time he was dragged out.

Sorry, Trump is from Queens NY. A guy with a name like Robert Swan Mueller the turd wouldn't last 60 seconds in Trump's neighborhood.

BONE SPURS, ROTFLMFAO

 

[BlindBoo]

I think it would be a great Celebrity Death Match.

 

[edward37]

Mueller would crush that orange shit stain. You cannot be serious, Rump would confess to the Lindbergh murder by the time he was dragged out.

Sorry, Trump is from Queens NY. A guy with a name like Robert Swan Mueller the turd wouldn't last 60 seconds in Trump's neighborhood.

I spent half my life in Queens Astoria Trump needed to be sent away before everyone kicked his ass

 

[Tom Horn]

Bronze star and Purple Heart a leader of whom EVERYONE has good things to say about him VS Trump the lowest POS republicans can find?

Kerry wrote his own after-action reports too and the Swifties made quick work of that stooge.