How the Republican Debates will Go with Trump Onstage

[Toro]

Something like this, I imagine.



If you want the highlights, watch this instead.

 

[Unkotare]

This could put Saturday Night Live out of business once and for all.

 

[Obiwan]

How the Democrat debates will go...

 

[Derideo_Te]

John Stewart and David Letterman are kicking themselves!

 

[Two Thumbs]

It will all be; "Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......""Mr Trump......"

He's great tv

 

[Pogo]

First question will be "What is your name". Rick Perry will be stumped for an answer.

Rick Santorum will be ushered offstage when he insists on bringing his dog for what he calls "show and tell". Marco Rubio will immediately seize the opportunity by claiming the dog's water dish, earning him points for quick thinking. Chris Christie will challenge the dog to see which of them can wolf down a bowl of food faster. Christie will win.

Jeb Bush will ignore everybody, calmly walking to the front and going, "I win, right?" Ted Cruz will pepper his answers with the word "eh". No one will notice since the audio keeps dropping out because of inexperienced stagehands hired at the last minute because Scott Walker dissolved IATSE before the debate.

Ben Carson, Carly Fiorina and George Pataki will be held in the Green Room until after the event, since no one recognizes them and assumes they are the post-debate entertainment, Peter Paul and Mary. Mike Huckabee will shrug and play bass for them.

Donald T. Rump will threaten to sue them all, then buy the building, turn it into a casino, and go bankrupt.

 

[nuhuh]

Mr. Trump, did you support Hillary Clinton in 2008? Muted reply

Mr. Trump, were you a major cheerleader for Obabacare? Muffled reply

Mr. Trump, were you a supporter of TARP bailouts? inaudible reply

Mr. Trump, did you profit from TARP? you can hear a pin drop

Mr. Trump, Were you a supporter of automobile industry bailouts? I think you can hear his stomach rumbling.

Mr. Trump, you declared bankruptcy 4 times How would you handle the nations finances? First, let me declare loudly that I have never filed bankruptcy my corporations have!

Mr. Trump, Why was Bill Clinton your favorite president and not Ronald Reagan? Small fart heard by the press.

 

[BluesLegend]

Ahahaha TRUUUUUUUUUUUMP the left have their new BOOOOOOOOSH

 

[nuhuh]

Nah, the left has its new Boss Hogg.

 

[Statistikhengst]

Something like this, I imagine.



If you want the highlights, watch this instead.

Oh, I remember those debates!

GOP debates with Trumpie?


FANTASTIC!

 

[amrchaos]

Something like this, I imagine.



If you want the highlights, watch this instead.

Its too tame.

I expect toupee burning!

 

[Statistikhengst]

Moderator, we'll call him Brett: "Governor Walker, what would you do to change the tax code in the USA to the benefit of the middle-class?"

Walker: "Well, Brett, I would"

(interrupted by Trump)

Trump: "Hell, who in the fuck is gonna vote for that clown Walker, he's a loser. Pfft. Now listen, Brett, I'm rich, I'm really rich, and I'm smart, and I'm gonna make all those rapist druggie murdering messicans pay 35% tax just to get to look at our beautiful border, plus a little surcharge for Trump Industries, of course. And that money will go to our Army because I'm making us the bestest"

Bush: "Donald, I believe that Gov. Walk---"

(interrupted by Trump)

Trump: "And who in the Hell is gonna vote for you, Latina-lover? Shit, your wife's not even an American? What are you, afraid of knocking up real American pussy, or what? Damn, you're almost as bad as that undocumented half-breed who is ruining our country! Now, listen, Brett, I am really smart, and I know I can fix everything and make America great again, with profits for every rich man, a chicken in every rich man's pot and bomb the fuck out of Iran, btw."

(unscheduled commercial break).....

 

[Statistikhengst]

John Stewart and David Letterman are kicking themselves!

This could bring both of them out of retirement....

 

[Statistikhengst]

Take this:



Add this:



Multiply by:

And there you have the GOP debates with the Trumpian effect.

 

[amrchaos]

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[bodecea]

This could put Saturday Night Live out of business once and for all.

SNL has to find a comedian that can play him.

 

[Unkotare]

This could put Saturday Night Live out of business once and for all.

SNL has to find a comedian that can play him.

No need. No one would be funnier than real life.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Moderator, we'll call him Brett: "Governor Walker, what would you do to change the tax code in the USA to the benefit of the middle-class?"

Walker: "Well, Brett, I would"

(interrupted by Trump)

Trump: "Hell, who in the fuck is gonna vote for that clown Walker, he's a loser. Pfft. Now listen, Brett, I'm rich, I'm really rich, and I'm smart, and I'm gonna make all those rapist druggie murdering messicans pay 35% tax just to get to look at our beautiful border, plus a little surcharge for Trump Industries, of course. And that money will go to our Army because I'm making us the bestest"

Bush: "Donald, I believe that Gov. Walk---"

(interrupted by Trump)

Trump: "And who in the Hell is gonna vote for you, Latina-lover? Shit, your wife's not even an American? What are you, afraid of knocking up real American pussy, or what? Damn, you're almost as bad as that undocumented half-breed who is ruining our country! Now, listen, Brett, I am really smart, and I know I can fix everything and make America great again, with profits for every rich man, a chicken in every rich man's pot and bomb the fuck out of Iran, btw."

(unscheduled commercial break).....

And the next day Trump leads all other GOP candidates by double digits in the polls

 

[occupied]

The debates will be a comedy gold mine for days and maybe even weeks. I am looking forward to it like little kids look forward to Christmas. It will be every bit as funny as letting them fight it out with Nerf weapons.

 

[Statistikhengst]

This could put Saturday Night Live out of business once and for all.

SNL has to find a comedian that can play him.

Wanted: very old, ugly looking actor willing to wear an unbelievably ridiculous toupee who can play an complete asshole in every possible way for 2 hours straight without cracking a smile. Other traits needed: ugly clothes, small penis, hubris without end.