~Husband Stew~

Dabs

~Unpredictable~
May 13, 2011
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While making up her teen-age daughter's bed, she was shocked to discover a large carrot under the pillow.

When Mary Jo came home, Mother demanded an explanation of the carrot.

"Mother, I want to be honest with you," she confessed, "for the past few weeks that carrot has been my husband."

"Well," the Mother replied, "consider yourself a widow, because your husband just went into tonight's stew!
 
Yea, dat's why Uncle Ferd don't wanna ever get married...

... `cause he don't wanna end up some day in some woman's cookin' pot.
:eek:
 

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