Czernobog
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- Sep 29, 2014
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So why has the "Holy Spirit" led so many different people to interpret the Bible so differently? The Catholics don't interpret the bible like the Lutherans, who don't interpret the Bible Like the Calvinists, who don't interpret the bible like the Baptists, etc. And just to completely mind-fuck everyone, Traditional Baptists don't interpret the Bible the same Southern Baptists! What. The. Actual. Fuck?!?! It seems your Holy Spirit isn't a very consistent guide. And every denomination insists that they, and they alone, know the "appropriate" understanding of "God's Word". See, for all of the problems that taking a literal approach to the bible brings with it, this is the problem that taking an interpretive approach to any part of the Bible that is not Eschatology (Prophesy) creates. Anyone with half a brain, and enough charisma, can decide that "x" in the bible actually means "y", and can make the same claim that the other 33 THOUSAND Christian Denominations have made - that the Holy Spirit "led them to this truth". And voila; a new denomination is born. And who would tell them they're wrong? Clearly the Holy Spirit likes confusion, and diversity, as it keeps interpreting the bible differently for everyone who reads it - 33 thousand different interpretations.No, that is not true. The Holy Spirit does not guide the individual reader to interpret the Bible.Unlike other books, the Bible is a living book with multiple meanings surrounding every passage. However, those meaning do not contradict each other. Interpretation comes by way of the Holy Spirit.Uh....hey genius....that's exactly why it's utter nonsense! Duh, man. All of you magical thinkers suffer from the same, basic mental block .
You all also suffer the very childish affliction of taking criticism of your magical bullshit personally. Thus occurs because "Because I say so!" is all you will ever have to support your magical bullshit. Therefore, you take any criticism of these ideas as an insult of your own credibility and intellect.
And....you're right! It absolutely is. That's YOUR choice for hitching your mind to these ideas. Your credibility and intellect is rightfully ridiculed.
What you don't seem to understand is that the story of Pinocchio is about a marionette that became a real boy, but at the same time it is not about a marionette that became a real boy. If someone believed that it was about a puppet coming to life it would be a belief in magical bullshit but thats not what the story is about. What the story is actually about was never written down and is not directly connected to the literal meanings of the words used.
simple.
What you see in scripture, all that you see, magical bullshit, is not what I am talking about or suggesting. Thats not what scripture is about anymore than the story of Pinocchio is about magical bullshit. What scripture is actually about was never written down and is not directly connected to the literal meanings of the words used.
simple.
That you can't grasp that irrefutable truth demonstrates a lack of intelligence. Thats the way the cookie crumbles.
Your belief that what amount to fairy tales could have infinite interpretations which are impossible to distinguish between what is true or false or right or wrong while posturing as an intellectual superior is just funny. Stupid but funny.
You should have paid attention in the first grade.
If you spend too much time on Pleasure Island those donkey ears are there to stay. (Piniocchio 3:14)
Capisce? Can I get a hee haw?
Yet, unlike Pinnochio, the Bible stories are interpreted in myriad ways. Ykur response to this? Your interpretation of each is correct, because you say so. And, as we know, there really is no way to tell if you are correct, or even if you are correct in your rather hilariously stupid assertion that the authors never meant any of it to be literal. You're just a hack with an opinion who thinks he is some authority. You aren't, it's all magical bullshit, and the fact is, much of it is immoral, evil bullshit.
1 Corinthians 2:14
But a natural man does not accept the things of the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him; and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually appraised. <SNIP>
And since the Holy Spirit is the author of the Bible, you cannot understand it without the help of it's author.
Or is the more likely explanation that there is no "Holy Spirit", and it is just the imagination, and charisma of a successful snake oil salesman who saw an opportunity, and took full advantage of it?