I am pissed off, all these girls in high school tell me now

[Wyatt earp]

They had a crush on me..

Hot girls also..

I was so shy but tough.. if I only knew now what I knew then I could of got laid times ten...


It's bull shit...

 

[Wyatt earp]

Fucking face book and memories.

 

[Moonglow]

I wouldna touched them bitches in my school, snotty brats.But I did..

 

[JoeMoma]

Maybe you should hook up with as many as possible now......get laid. Better late than never.

 

[Faun]

Mods ... this thread belongs in conspiracies.

 

[Moonglow]

Mods ... this thread belongs in conspiracies.

I was thinking humor...

 

[Faun]

Mods ... this thread belongs in conspiracies.

I was thinking humor...

Actually, I was thinking somewhere between wishful thinking and pipe dreams, but alas, no such forums exist.

 

[Moonglow]

Mods ... this thread belongs in conspiracies.

I was thinking humor...

Actually, I was thinking somewhere between wishful thinking and pipe dreams, but alas, no such forums exist.

Then trash can it is.

 

[Moonglow]

Cause at his age he has no penis.

 

[Lumpy 1]

They had a crush on me..

Hot girls also..

I was so shy but tough.. if I only knew now what I knew then I could of got laid times ten...


It's bull shit...

Well, you screwed up... Big Time.....

 

[blastoff]

There’s still a couple I would’ve liked to boink. But overall things were fine.

 

[evenflow1969]

Fucking face book and memories.

You may have been better off the way it went down. The more you lay the higher the odds you get a crazy one! It is not a comfortable feeling to wake up knowing some crazy bitch just watched you sleep all noght and what she could of done to you! You also likely accomplished more than the guy that banged every thing walking. You also never lose that name you create for your self by banging every body not even twenty years of faithfull ness can erase it!

 

[norwegen]

At my 25th reunion, the hot girls were still hot, and they treated me like they did in high school.

They tripped me, jacked my books, and dunked my head in a toilet.

Ah, the memories they brought back.

I hope my 30th is just as fun.