"I love their muscular asses"

[Mortimer]

As a woman I find those pretty curly haired tan Mediterranean men with muscular asses hard enough to resist. I can't imagine how much worse this would be if I was a man.

 

[braalian]

 

[luiza]

"I love their muscular asses"​

But they hate me , said Morticia .

Just because I am full of self loathing and dangerously over weight, they are so cruel .

Should I start to identify as a Dog ? He/she barked .

 

[DGS49]

Please, use the subjunctive. "...if I were a man..."