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13 Piece Breakfast For Just £5 On Black Friday!

From Morrison's.


:woohoo:


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No corn flakes? Looks like all else is there. Oops, no OJ.

He might try some rice crispies on the side.
I was always jammed in the morning. Drink what I could and grab a butty to go.

You've never lived till you've had a chip butty.
Especially after a night on the piss. Plenty of white and red sauce, too.
 
13 Piece Breakfast For Just £5 On Black Friday!

From Morrison's.


:woohoo:


View attachment 291918
No corn flakes? Looks like all else is there. Oops, no OJ.

He might try some rice crispies on the side.
I was always jammed in the morning. Drink what I could and grab a butty to go.

You've never lived till you've had a chip butty.
Especially after a night on the piss. Plenty of white and red sauce, too.
These Americans have no idea what a night on the piss is! :)
 
No corn flakes? Looks like all else is there. Oops, no OJ.

He might try some rice crispies on the side.
I was always jammed in the morning. Drink what I could and grab a butty to go.

You've never lived till you've had a chip butty.
Especially after a night on the piss. Plenty of white and red sauce, too.
These Americans have no idea what a night on the piss is! :)
I admit when I first was over in the UK I didn't have a clue. American vs English expressions can get you laughed at...WTF?
 
He might try some rice crispies on the side.
I was always jammed in the morning. Drink what I could and grab a butty to go.

You've never lived till you've had a chip butty.
Especially after a night on the piss. Plenty of white and red sauce, too.
These Americans have no idea what a night on the piss is! :)
I admit when I first was over in the UK I didn't have a clue. American vs English expressions can get you laughed at...WTF?

Particularly: knock me up in the morning.
 
I was always jammed in the morning. Drink what I could and grab a butty to go.

You've never lived till you've had a chip butty.
Especially after a night on the piss. Plenty of white and red sauce, too.
These Americans have no idea what a night on the piss is! :)
I admit when I first was over in the UK I didn't have a clue. American vs English expressions can get you laughed at...WTF?

Particularly: knock me up in the morning.
Only a Brit understands that

My wife is a northern lass, I had to watch Emmerdale on’t t’elly for a few weeks to understand the lingo she came out with, she still comes out with classics like “look at t’mess yev med, it’s gon all over oil
 
I was always jammed in the morning. Drink what I could and grab a butty to go.

You've never lived till you've had a chip butty.
Especially after a night on the piss. Plenty of white and red sauce, too.
These Americans have no idea what a night on the piss is! :)
I admit when I first was over in the UK I didn't have a clue. American vs English expressions can get you laughed at...WTF?

Particularly: knock me up in the morning.
What stuck in my head to this day is an old guy at the pub. Sunday, when closing at 2:00 pm, and headed out the door, he say's "I'm f'n pissed and it's bloody f'n pissing outside"
 
I was always jammed in the morning. Drink what I could and grab a butty to go.

You've never lived till you've had a chip butty.
Especially after a night on the piss. Plenty of white and red sauce, too.
These Americans have no idea what a night on the piss is! :)
I admit when I first was over in the UK I didn't have a clue. American vs English expressions can get you laughed at...WTF?

Particularly: knock me up in the morning.
Or give me a bell tomorrow you yank bastard. LOL
 
You've never lived till you've had a chip butty.
Especially after a night on the piss. Plenty of white and red sauce, too.
These Americans have no idea what a night on the piss is! :)
I admit when I first was over in the UK I didn't have a clue. American vs English expressions can get you laughed at...WTF?

Particularly: knock me up in the morning.
Or give me a bell tomorrow you yank bastard. LOL
Or... do us a favour, turn the big light off.
 
Maybe in another life I will be able to travel and visit Cornwall/Wales/Scotland/Ireland. Hopefully, I will be reborn wealthy. :D
 

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