Uncensored2008
Libertarian Radical
Contemplate if AGW science were used in banking, assclown.
Mr. Jones goes into the bank - one of the banks you hate, not Goldman, but a non-party bank.
Teller: May I help you?
Jones: Yeah, I got this notice that I'm overdrawn.
Teller: Let me check - yes, you are overdrawn by $30,000
Jones: But that's impossible, last week I had a balance of $80,000
Teller: No, last week you had a balance of $3
Jones: That isn't true, I have my statement right here that shows $80,000
Teller: Sir, I have to ask you to calm down
Jones: But my money is gone, and more
Teller: Sir, we use a sophisticated computer model to predict account balances, and you are overdrawn by $30,000 based on the model
Jones: But I have proof that is wrong, here is my statement that shows $80,000
Teller: Sir, the model is never wrong, so we adjusted your your balance over the last few decades to match the model
Jones: That is insane, you are a fraud and a crook
Teller: You're just a denier.
Mr. Jones goes into the bank - one of the banks you hate, not Goldman, but a non-party bank.
Teller: May I help you?
Jones: Yeah, I got this notice that I'm overdrawn.
Teller: Let me check - yes, you are overdrawn by $30,000
Jones: But that's impossible, last week I had a balance of $80,000
Teller: No, last week you had a balance of $3
Jones: That isn't true, I have my statement right here that shows $80,000
Teller: Sir, I have to ask you to calm down
Jones: But my money is gone, and more
Teller: Sir, we use a sophisticated computer model to predict account balances, and you are overdrawn by $30,000 based on the model
Jones: But I have proof that is wrong, here is my statement that shows $80,000
Teller: Sir, the model is never wrong, so we adjusted your your balance over the last few decades to match the model
Jones: That is insane, you are a fraud and a crook
Teller: You're just a denier.