If I was the President elect in 2016 !

[TheOldSchool]

The first thing I would do is legalize Marijuana! Then... and this is the moment where I drop the mic when I'm done and moonwalk off of the stage...

I would say FUCK the Panama canal... FUCK the Nicaragua canal... and I would announce plans to COMOPLETE THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE!!! THE GREATEST WATERWAY EVER CREATED BY MAN!!!

Boom son. Fuck the price tag. I just solved the economy of the entire northern hemisphere.

 

[TheOldSchool]

 

[S.J.]

And just how would you legalize marijuana, dumbass? Congress would have to pass a law first, you idiot. Better go study the Constitution.

 

[TheOldSchool]

And just how would you legalize marijuana, dumbass? Congress would have to pass a law first, you idiot. Better go study the Constitution.

Get out of my thread douchebag

 

[TheOldSchool]

Next item on my platform: before my 8 years are up (because, of course I'll be re-elected), I'll have a colony on the moon drilling for all kinds of stuff.

 

[S.J.]

And just how would you legalize marijuana, dumbass? Congress would have to pass a law first, you idiot. Better go study the Constitution.

Get out of my thread douchebag

You don't get to choose who responds to your ridiculous threads. Deal with it, lush.

 

[tyroneweaver]

Next item on my platform: before my 8 years are up (because, of course I'll be re-elected), I'll have a colony on the moon drilling for all kinds of stuff.

Would you make all green fees free??

 

[TheOldSchool]

Next item on my platform: before my 8 years are up (because, of course I'll be re-elected), I'll have a colony on the moon drilling for all kinds of stuff.

Would you make all green fees free??

Hell no. The PGA will give me all kinds of money for hosting the 5th annual Major on the moon.

It'll pay for itself. Membership fees will go towards terraforming.

 

[tyroneweaver]

Next item on my platform: before my 8 years are up (because, of course I'll be re-elected), I'll have a colony on the moon drilling for all kinds of stuff.

Would you make all green fees free??

Hell no. The PGA will give me all kinds of money for hosting the 5th annual Major on the moon.

It'll pay for itself. Membership fees will go towards terraforming.

How about free diesel fuel????

 

[Bob Blaylock]

You don't get to choose who responds to your ridiculous threads. Deal with it, lush.

Isn't “lush” a term for alcoholic?

The OP seems more likely to be a…

 

[S.J.]

You don't get to choose who responds to your ridiculous threads. Deal with it, lush.

Isn't “lush” a term for alcoholic?

The OP seems more likely to be a…

Throw a bottle of Ripple in there and you got it.