In Between Trials

[Rat in the Hat]

Questions I wish the jury would ask...


What color was the turtle?

What did the kids name the turtle?

Did the turtle have spots?

How did the turtle soup taste?

Do turtles sleep with their cousins?

Does Detective Russ own any turtles?

Does Josh Young have a turtle tattoo?

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Oops. Big Josh told this witness about the murder before the body was found.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Witness is released, and can't get out of courtroom fast enough.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Next witness, convict Paul Embry.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Next witness, convict Paul Embry.

Big Josh's cellmate.

 

[testarosa]

This is so crooked it's starting to make me mad now.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

And this judge is just letting the state get away with leading the witness anyway they want to.

 

[testarosa]

Next witness, convict Paul Embry.

Big Josh's cellmate.

You think he's the girl or the boy?

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Next witness, convict Paul Embry.

Big Josh's cellmate.

You think he's the girl or the boy?

Definitely the girl. He looks better than the state's butterface prosecutor.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Convict is released and wants to rush back to his cell. I bet he has a hot date tonight.

15 minute potty break.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Courtroom camera just caught Josh Young reaching into his pants to re-arrange himself.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

What kind of podunk court leaves a defendant alone in a courtroom with 2 open doors??

I'm really starting to think this trial IS being held in Hazard County.

 

[testarosa]

What kind of podunk court leaves a defendant alone in a courtroom with 2 open doors??

I'm really starting to think this trial IS being held in Hazard County.

Only in Kentucky.

 

[testarosa]

Nothing on Wheelchair Soldier for Allah.

There's a court black out from media no updates until potty breaks.

 

[testarosa]

Judge: I have such a good staff.

Rat - forward the defendant's photo over to the Hazard County Judge.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

The judge really likes his staff.


Awww, isn't that nice.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Yay!!! another convict.

More truth to follow.

 

[testarosa]

"I decline"



Professional Felons

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Convict refuses to testify.

Judge threatens contempt.

Convict doesn't mind.

"Take him away"

 

[Rat in the Hat]

3... 3... 3 convicts in a row.