In Rehab I got guessed as younger and slimmer then I really am

[Mortimer]

A man said you're probably about 110kg, I said no, I'm already 135kg and he said you don't look like that. A few women said "You're not even thirty yet" and I said I'm already 39.

 

[Moonglow]

Put on yer waders the shit is getting deep.

 

[norwegen]

Keep smoking, and 110 kg may be a reality.

 

[JGalt]

A man said you're probably about 110kg, I said no, I'm already 135kg and he said you don't look like that. A few women said "You're not even thirty yet" and I said I'm already 39.

Did you get to meet Hunter Biden while you were in there?

 

[1srelluc]

 

[Woodznutz]

Put on yer waders the shit is getting deep.

Not really. I have been guessed much younger that I am all my life. One guy called me liar. I had to show him my drivers license. I was 40 at the time but he thought I was about 25. I'm also guessed heavier than I am. I weigh 145 but people guess me at 170. Curious.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

People tell me I don't look a day over 80.

As to my weight, I just tell them "hey, it's winter -- I'm layering".

 

[Woodznutz]

People tell me I don't look a day over 80.

As to my weight, I just tell them "hey, it's winter -- I'm layering".

True story.
During a routine exam I caught my doctor staring at me. "What" I asked.
"I can't believe you're that old", he replied.

That said, just looking much younger hasn't saved me from some serious medical problems.

 

[odanny]

They'll never be another Gunny Hartman.

Mortimer, maybe it's not too late for you to sign up, bootcamp would be good for you.

 

[themirrorthief]

They'll never be another Gunny Hartman.

Mortimer, maybe it's not too late for you to sign up, bootcamp would be good for you.

I used to get my id checked at liquor stores and theaters when I was forty....I look like shit today tho, and never get pussy anymore although I try hard....actually im not hard at all

 

[braalian]

They'll never be another Gunny Hartman.

Mortimer, maybe it's not too late for you to sign up, bootcamp would be good for you.

Nah, he’s 39 already

 

[braalian]

A man said you're probably about 110kg, I said no, I'm already 135kg and he said you don't look like that. A few women said "You're not even thirty yet" and I said I'm already 39.

Well I don’t know wtf 135kg is, but they were probably being nice.

 

[Carl in Michigan]

A man said you're probably about 110kg, I said no, I'm already 135kg and he said you don't look like that. A few women said "You're not even thirty yet" and I said I'm already 39.

Mort, I hate to break it to you, but NO ONE would describe 110 kg as "slim"

 

[Carl in Michigan]

Well I don’t know wtf 135kg is, but they were probably being nice.

300 lbs

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Mort, I hate to break it to you, but NO ONE would describe 110 kg as "slim"

Well, if he is 9 '8".........

 

[MarathonMike]

Well I don’t know wtf 135kg is, but they were probably being nice.

About the size of the average NFL lineman.