The Official "Big Boy" Presser thread

[odanny]

Glad to have you back Mr. President.

 

[Weatherman2020]

I thought this was supposed to be Biden’s chance to prove how he could think on his feet. So the Dems go back to the same old playbook where the staff gets the questions in advance?

And he reads the answer from a teleprompter

 

[ozro]

"I was the first one to hold up a finger, and you know what I did next folks? No joke! I held up TWO fingers!"

 

[Lisa558]

Oh geeze another cold

He’s always coughing, but at least this time he doesn’t keep touching his nose.

 

[The Duke]

full bore is, Biden himself is a boar

Yes, bore.

 

[Weatherman2020]

Glad to have you back Mr. President.

 

[Lisa558]

And he reads the answer from a teleprompter

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What IS that?

 

[Lisa558]

Well, this presser hasn’t been a total waste for me. I learned a new expression!

 

[Weatherman2020]

What IS that?

Teleprompter. He’s got someone feeding him what to say.

 

[1srelluc]

My unofficial scorecard looks like 22 flubs and 7 coughs.

Sadly I ran out of space for his lies.....That and he bored me to tears with his rambling a few questions ago.

The Trump as VP will be the story in the end.....FJB sure has a hard time knowing what Cumswalla does or who is even in the VP slot.

 

[Missouri_Mike]

Can anyone point me to the things prices are down on? Or are we playing the prices are down a little after I inflated the shit out of them game.

 

[excalibur]

 

[Auld Phart]

Yes, bore.

boar

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Ears

 

[Missouri_Mike]

He meant obie.

 

[conserveguy877]

You're in a cult if you really think the crooked joe is healthy.

 

[Auld Phart]

 

[tyroneweaver]

keep doing this good joe. We don't want you dropping out to soon

Drugs are wearing off. Sundowners kicking in

 

[conserveguy877]

Glad to have you back Mr. President.

Cult member.

 

[The Duke]

Teleprompter. He’s got someone feeding him what to say.

Probably an earwig, too.