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/beginLiberalism
I am against swimming. It's gross, unhealthy, and unnatural. If humans were meant to swim, whether in pools, oceans, or lakes, we would have fins.
Swimming goes against my personal, abstract beliefs. Therefore, I will stop at nothing until swimming is banned for everyone. I also believe the government should stay out of our lives and that we own our own body--unless there is something I don't like, in which case I want tyranny of the majority to push for government force to make it illegal. I'm better than you if you think otherwise.
/end being a liberal
You know, I've never heard a "liberal" say anything like that.
But it certainly looks like the standard conservative opinion on gay marriage.
Reminds me a hell of a lot about the liberal attack on smoking in bars and hell... even your own homes.
Immie
Not this liberal. I smoke at least a pack a day.