Kimmel can drop dead for all I care

[HappyJoy]

What? No, liberal social policies helped bring the elderly out of poverty and through regulations exploiting child labor is a thing of the past. What the hell are you talking about?

Fuck wants to take us back to the goddamn stone age. Clueless brainwashed drones.

Yep, and with so much anger. I just don't get the anger.

Yeah says the guy that wants to have Water Gate again...

Technically since we didn't get to impeachment hearings back then maybe I should change my sig.

Or perhaps, and closer to the point, Trump has done nothing wrong.

He's done a lot wrong. Has he committed any high crimes and misdemeanors? We shall see.

 

[Bush92]

Why should I give a shit what a late night talk show host thinks? He is useless as an American. He builds nothing, creates nothing, and does not, nor ever has, served his nation. He interviews Hollywood types...and I really do not care what they think politically either.

I'm going to guess that your life probably doesn't stack up well to his when it comes to achievements.

Mine are far superior.

Doubtful. But if you want to ring off a dozen made up achievements that'd be cool.

I can name one that puts me far beyond him right off the top. I served my nation in the Marines in combat. Nuff said right there alone. As for Kimmel...hmmmm...he fucked Sarah Silverman...hmmmmmm...and was Adam Corolla's side kick on The Man Show. Also, in my professional career I changed lives for the good of society.

Is that enough? I mean, if you think all you have to do is serve in the Marines and then be an asshole the rest of your life, you'd be wrong.

Not being an asshole. If you weren't such a fragile little snowflake you would know the difference between a "reality check" and being an "asshole."

 

[Bush92]

Fuck wants to take us back to the goddamn stone age. Clueless brainwashed drones.

Yep, and with so much anger. I just don't get the anger.

Yeah says the guy that wants to have Water Gate again...

Technically since we didn't get to impeachment hearings back then maybe I should change my sig.

Or perhaps, and closer to the point, Trump has done nothing wrong.

He's done a lot wrong. Has he committed any high crimes and misdemeanors? We shall see.

We shall see what a waste of time independent counsel has been.

 

[HappyJoy]

I'm going to guess that your life probably doesn't stack up well to his when it comes to achievements.

Mine are far superior.

Doubtful. But if you want to ring off a dozen made up achievements that'd be cool.

I can name one that puts me far beyond him right off the top. I served my nation in the Marines in combat. Nuff said right there alone. As for Kimmel...hmmmm...he fucked Sarah Silverman...hmmmmmm...and was Adam Corolla's side kick on The Man Show. Also, in my professional career I changed lives for the good of society.

Is that enough? I mean, if you think all you have to do is serve in the Marines and then be an asshole the rest of your life, you'd be wrong.

Not being an asshole. If you weren't such a fragile little snowflake you would know the difference between a "reality check" and being an "asshole."

Snowflake? Like insulting Jimmy Kimmel because he used to go out with a famous comedian as though that's really any sort of insult? I mean, kind of bitchy, right? Meow.

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Oh, my god, you are an abscess of emotional distress.

Oh my god. OMG. (rolling eyes)

Quit trying to guilt me into giving a shit about other people and surrendering my guns so you can start your communist revolution.

I want to exploit the fuck out of as many lessers as I possibly can.

I want to live in Bourgeoisie heaven exploiting the FUCK out of the little guy in a fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan (pronounced JIn-jus).

I want a $2.00 minimum wage and I don't want to pay you worthless fuckers a penny more for your shitty work.

Fuck you worthless proletariat bitches.


We're getting full-auto machine motherfucking guns soon, and there is not a goddamn thing you commies can do to stop it but cry in your appletini and go see your therapist. The commie revolution is done. It is over. You lost.

 

[HappyJoy]

Yep, and with so much anger. I just don't get the anger.

Yeah says the guy that wants to have Water Gate again...

Technically since we didn't get to impeachment hearings back then maybe I should change my sig.

Or perhaps, and closer to the point, Trump has done nothing wrong.

He's done a lot wrong. Has he committed any high crimes and misdemeanors? We shall see.

We shall see what a waste of time independent counsel has been.

Don't worry, in 8 years you guys can pretend you never liked Trump, like many of you did with W.

 

[HappyJoy]

Oh, my god, you are an abscess of emotional distress.

Oh my god. OMG. (rolling eyes)

Quit trying to guilt me into giving a shit about other people and surrendering my guns so you can start your communist revolution.

I want to exploit the fuck out of as many lessers as I possibly can.

I want to live in Bourgeoisie heaven exploiting the FUCK out of the little guy in a fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan (pronounced JIn-jus).

I want a $2.00 minimum wage and I don't want to pay you worthless fuckers a penny more for your shitty work.

Fuck you worthless proletariat bitches.


We're getting full-auto machine motherfucking guns soon, and there is not a goddamn thing you commies can do to stop it but cry in your appletini and go see your therapist. The commie revolution is done. It is over. You lost.

Not trying to guilt you into anything. I think you should respect the psychological field and consider reaching out to them. Not joking.

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Not trying to guilt you into anything. I think you should respect the psychological field and consider reaching out to them. Not joking.

I think you should fuck off. Not joking either.

You seem to think that anyone who disagrees with you is in need of mental health treatment...or a racist/bigot. Right?

And I love being the big bad Bourgeois. I want the prolateriat to have just enough resources to keep being my bitch. Fuck healthcare. They are too worthless to deserve it.

I love exploiting. It is my god-given right to exploit lesser humans.

And, there could be 200,000 people killed in mass shootings and I will still want machine guns. We could have a big fat mass shooting holiday, and I would still want full-auto. So, shove that point right up your ass. I don't give a fuck.

I am a nasty, capitalist pig, giving not a single fuck for other humans. I am a bastard son of a bitch, no-good, hateful gench and I fucking love it. I am like Red Motherfucking Foreman.

Jimmy Kimmel can suck 20,000 clap-infected penises. Why should any of give a fuck what that dumb-shit has to say? He's no authority. He's a comedian. What the fuck does he know?

 

[Nosmo King]

Oh, my god, you are an abscess of emotional distress.

Oh my god. OMG. (rolling eyes)

Quit trying to guilt me into giving a shit about other people and surrendering my guns so you can start your communist revolution.

I want to exploit the fuck out of as many lessers as I possibly can.

I want to live in Bourgeoisie heaven exploiting the FUCK out of the little guy in a fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan (pronounced JIn-jus).

I want a $2.00 minimum wage and I don't want to pay you worthless fuckers a penny more for your shitty work.

Fuck you worthless proletariat bitches.


We're getting full-auto machine motherfucking guns soon, and there is not a goddamn thing you commies can do to stop it but cry in your appletini and go see your therapist. The commie revolution is done. It is over. You lost.

And we should listen to you because...

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

And we should listen to you because...

Don't listen to me. I don't care.

We're still getting machine guns. We will not rest until we can own nukes if we want. lefties will never give up, so neither will we.

 

[Nosmo King]

And we should listen to you because...

Don't listen to me. I don't care.

We're still getting machine guns. We will not rest until we can own nukes if we want. lefties will never give up, so neither will we.

Yeah. Sure. You get machine guns and then nukes. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[HappyJoy]

Not trying to guilt you into anything. I think you should respect the psychological field and consider reaching out to them. Not joking.

I think you should fuck off. Not joking either.

You seem to think that anyone who disagrees with you is in need of mental health treatment...or a racist/bigot. Right?

And I love being the big bad Bourgeois. I want the prolateriat to have just enough resources to keep being my bitch. Fuck healthcare. They are too worthless to deserve it.

I love exploiting. It is my god-given right to exploit lesser humans.

And, there could be 200,000 people killed in mass shootings and I will still want machine guns. We could have a big fat mass shooting holiday, and I would still want full-auto. So, shove that point right up your ass. I don't give a fuck.

I am a nasty, capitalist pig, giving not a single fuck for other humans. I am a bastard son of a bitch, no-good, hateful gench and I fucking love it. I am like Red Motherfucking Foreman.

Jimmy Kimmel can suck 20,000 clap-infected penises. Why should any of give a fuck what that dumb-shit has to say? He's no authority. He's a comedian. What the fuck does he know?

You could have just said asshole pretending to be tough on the internet, that would have been much easier.

 

[SobieskiSavedEurope]

Everyone can die in their minds...What a savage belief system.

Yes. Fuck them. Die bitches, die. I don't give a rat fuck.

Guns and get the fuck away.

The next mass shooter might very well be....

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

You could have just said asshole pretending to be tough on the internet, that would have been much easier.

I'm not pretending to be tough. Where the hell did you get that?

I am an asshole. We agree on that point.

I am a greedy, people-hating capitalist pig who loves exploiting lessers. I am the antithesis of all things communist/socialist. Do you disagree?

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

The next mass shooter might very well be....

Another communist bitch trying to start the revolution?

 

[SobieskiSavedEurope]

Oh, my god, you are an abscess of emotional distress.

Oh my god. OMG. (rolling eyes)

Quit trying to guilt me into giving a shit about other people and surrendering my guns so you can start your communist revolution.

I want to exploit the fuck out of as many lessers as I possibly can.

I want to live in Bourgeoisie heaven exploiting the FUCK out of the little guy in a fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan (pronounced JIn-jus).

I want a $2.00 minimum wage and I don't want to pay you worthless fuckers a penny more for your shitty work.

Fuck you worthless proletariat bitches.


We're getting full-auto machine motherfucking guns soon, and there is not a goddamn thing you commies can do to stop it but cry in your appletini and go see your therapist. The commie revolution is done. It is over. You lost.

Sounds totally fake.

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Right now you're more of a joke.

Cool.

We're still going for machine guns and we will get them soon.

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Sounds totally fake.

Just getting out all the play-book leftist insults before they start flying all around the room.

 

[HappyJoy]

Right now you're more of a joke.

Cool.

We're still going for machine guns and we will get them soon.

 

[Nosmo King]

Right now you're more of a joke.

Cool.

We're still going for machine guns and we will get them soon.

The likelihood of you getting machine guns is about the same as the likelihood of you ever getting your GED.