Liberal Democrat Parents Suck..?

[Lumpy 1]

Let's exaggerate ..

So .. in stubbles (teenager) sweet Johnny, well, not really Johnny but Mabel (it's complicated) .. yup, pink and purple hair, a bone in the nose, clownish makeup, things dangling all over the place and topped off with a God awful smell.

Mom and Pops (maybe) .. liberal Democrats are camped out on the couch smoking a joint, sharing a few 6 packs of (on sale) Budweiser, eating dried up pizza and watching porn on the "Big Screen".
.....
Now .. in walks John, a handsome young fellow .. full of promise, just getting back from his part time job but ... John has a problem.

Mom and Pops (for eternity) .. conservatives ..are eating a home cooked dinner at the kitchen table, kinda laughing and making googly eyes at each other..

Finally Mom pipes up and comments to John .. What's with the blue hair, you look ridiculous ..

.. So, this is why liberal democrat parents .. suck ,,

..

 

[sealybobo]

Let's exaggerate ..

So .. in stubbles (teenager) sweet Johnny, well, not really Johnny but Mabel (it's complicated) .. yup, pink and purple hair, a bone in the nose, clownish makeup, things dangling all over the place and topped off with a God awful smell.

Mom and Pops (maybe) .. liberal Democrats are camped out on the couch smoking a joint, sharing a few 6 packs of (on sale) Budweiser, eating dried up pizza and watching porn on the "Big Screen".
.....
Now .. in walks John, a handsome young fellow .. full of promise, just getting back from his part time job but ... John has a problem.

Mom and Pops (for eternity) .. conservatives ..are eating a home cooked dinner at the kitchen table, kinda laughing and making googly eyes at each other..

Finally Mom pipes up and comments to John .. What's with the blue hair, you look ridiculous ..

.. So, this is why liberal democrat parents .. suck ,,

..

And you want to force liberal democratic people into not aborting?

 

[skews13]

Let's exaggerate ..

So .. in stubbles (teenager) sweet Johnny, well, not really Johnny but Mabel (it's complicated) .. yup, pink and purple hair, a bone in the nose, clownish makeup, things dangling all over the place and topped off with a God awful smell.

Mom and Pops (maybe) .. liberal Democrats are camped out on the couch smoking a joint, sharing a few 6 packs of (on sale) Budweiser, eating dried up pizza and watching porn on the "Big Screen".
.....
Now .. in walks John, a handsome young fellow .. full of promise, just getting back from his part time job but ... John has a problem.

Mom and Pops (for eternity) .. conservatives ..are eating a home cooked dinner at the kitchen table, kinda laughing and making googly eyes at each other..

Finally Mom pipes up and comments to John .. What's with the blue hair, you look ridiculous ..

.. So, this is why liberal democrat parents .. suck ,,

..

you just perfectly described my rightwing next door neighbors, that hang around the fire barrel, drinking 12 pack after 12 pack of cheap beer, and smoking weed, that they grow beside the chicken coops, while railing about how bad the government is.

All of which collect some type of government disability assistance. Which is fine with me, because these types of people are all mentally diseased, so their government assistance is legit.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

you just perfectly described my rightwing next door neighbors, that hang around the fire barrel, drinking 12 pack after 12 pack of cheap beer, and smoking weed, that they grow beside the chicken coops, while railing about how bad the government is.

All of which collect some type of government disability assistance. Which is fine with me, because these types of people are all mentally diseased, so their government assistance is legit.

I don't live in that sort of neighborhood, myself.

 

[Lumpy 1]

you just perfectly described my rightwing next door neighbors, that hang around the fire barrel, drinking 12 pack after 12 pack of cheap beer, and smoking weed, that they grow beside the chicken coops, while railing about how bad the government is.

All of which collect some type of government disability assistance. Which is fine with me, because these types of people are all mentally diseased, so their government assistance is legit.

.
... What makes them rightwing?

 

[Lumpy 1]

I don't live in that sort of neighborhood, myself.

 

[Moonglow]

Evidently, you have too much time on your hands if you are worrying about what other people do with their lives.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Evidently, you have too much time on your hands if you are worrying about what other people do with their lives.

Sheesh .. you gotta be kidding ..

 

[Moonglow]

Sheesh .. you gotta be kidding ..

No, I am adulting yous.

 

[sealybobo]

.
... What makes them rightwing?

The MAGA hats.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Eh, they still suck ..

 

[lennypartiv]

No, I am adulting yous.

The guy with Bart Simpson mooning people is "adulting" us?

 

[MinTrut]

Let's exaggerate ..

So .. in stubbles (teenager) sweet Johnny, well, not really Johnny but Mabel (it's complicated) .. yup, pink and purple hair, a bone in the nose, clownish makeup, things dangling all over the place and topped off with a God awful smell.

Mom and Pops (maybe) .. liberal Democrats are camped out on the couch smoking a joint, sharing a few 6 packs of (on sale) Budweiser, eating dried up pizza and watching porn on the "Big Screen".
.....
Now .. in walks John, a handsome young fellow .. full of promise, just getting back from his part time job but ... John has a problem.

Mom and Pops (for eternity) .. conservatives ..are eating a home cooked dinner at the kitchen table, kinda laughing and making googly eyes at each other..

Finally Mom pipes up and comments to John .. What's with the blue hair, you look ridiculous ..

.. So, this is why liberal democrat parents .. suck ,,

..

As I was reading I was thinking this sounds a bit more like the conservative families I’ve known.

But there are great and horrible parents in both camps, and kids are gonna experiment, so meh.

 

[Dadoalex]

Let's exaggerate ..

So .. in stubbles (teenager) sweet Johnny, well, not really Johnny but Mabel (it's complicated) .. yup, pink and purple hair, a bone in the nose, clownish makeup, things dangling all over the place and topped off with a God awful smell.

Mom and Pops (maybe) .. liberal Democrats are camped out on the couch smoking a joint, sharing a few 6 packs of (on sale) Budweiser, eating dried up pizza and watching porn on the "Big Screen".
.....
Now .. in walks John, a handsome young fellow .. full of promise, just getting back from his part time job but ... John has a problem.

Mom and Pops (for eternity) .. conservatives ..are eating a home cooked dinner at the kitchen table, kinda laughing and making googly eyes at each other..

Finally Mom pipes up and comments to John .. What's with the blue hair, you look ridiculous ..

.. So, this is why liberal democrat parents .. suck ,,

..

I'm sure when it comes to sucking you are the USMB expert.

 

[Orangecat]

And you want to force liberal democratic people into not aborting?

Not aborting what? Humans in their first stages of life?

 

[Lumpy 1]

I'm sure when it comes to sucking you are the USMB expert.

Nope .. Way to much competition..

 

[Lumpy 1]

As I was reading I was thinking this sounds a bit more like the conservative families I’ve known.

But there are great and horrible parents in both camps, and kids are gonna experiment, so meh.

It’s certainly more difficult to protect them these days but just giving up .. nope

 

[Dadoalex]

Nope .. Way to much competition..

Yeah but that extra tongue work, put you on your knees as the champ.

 

[Moonglow]

The guy with Bart Simpson mooning people is "adulting" us?

Yeah, get used to it.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Yeah but that extra tongue work, put you on your knees as the champ.

Let me guess .. you’re a liberal Democrat ..