Question: What is the difference between Carville and a catfish?
Answer: Ones a scum sucking bottom dweller and ones a fish.
Question: Whats the difference between Carville and a bald monkey?
Answer: A sports jacket.
Question: If you were in a room with Hitler, Mussolini and Carville and you only had two bullets what should you do?
Answer: Shoot Carville twice.
Question: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and Carville?
Answer: One has a Radio Show and is the most listened to in America and the other is a loud mouth bald liberal looser.
Question: Why cant liberals find facts?
Answer: They arent looking for any.
Question: How do liberals brain cells die?
Answer: Lonely.
Question: How do you confuse a liberal?
Answer: You dont, they are born that way
Question: If Hillary, Bill and all the liberals are on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
Answer: We do.
Question: Whats the difference between an Iraq terrorist and a liberal?
Answer: The Iraq terrorist makes fewer demands.
Question: Whats the difference between liberals and cow pies?
Answer: Cow pies stop stinking after awhile
Question: Did you hear about the new liberal agenda.
Answer: They got two hands in your front pocket and two in you back pockets.
Question: Whats the definition of a liberal genius?
Answer: A liberal who can count all 50 states.
Question: What do you get when you cross a Jackass with an onion?
Answer: A whinny Liberal.
Question: How is being at a Democrat convention different from being at the circus?
Answer: At the circus the clowns dont beg and whine at you.
Question: How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: It takes ten, nine to deny that darkness exists and one to hire a Republican to change it.
Question: How much does a Liberal cost?
Answer: Nothing, Liberals have no values.
Question: How many chromosomes does a Liberal have?
Answer: Only 45, they are missing the Truth Acceptance Chromosome.
Question: What is the difference between Liberalism and Communism?
Answer: The Communist admit it.
Question: How high can a Liberals I-Q go?
Answer: Only as high as the Liberal Spin they receive.
Question: Why do Liberals lie?
Answer: It comes natural
Question: What is a Liberals primary feeling?
Answer: Envy.
Question: What is a sure way to teach a Liberal to fetch?
Answer: Tie Bill Clintons picture to a stick and throw it.
Question: Why do flies fly over Liberals heads?
Answer: They have crap for brains.
Question: How can you tell a group of Liberals?
Answer: They are the ones burning the American Flag.
Question: How can you tell a group of Liberals?
Answer: They are the ones burning the Constitution
Question: What is the difference between a Liberal and a bucket of old cheese?
Answer: The bucket
Question: What is the difference between giving to the poor and giving to Liberals?
Answer: The poor dont follow you around for three weeks whining for more.
Question: Why did God make Liberal smarter than rats?
Answer: He didnt.
Question: How do you drown a Liberal?
You paint Bill Clintons face at the bottom of a pool.
Question: Why do Liberals like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.
Question: Why is it so hard for Liberals to make eye contact?
Answer: Clintons rear doesnt have eyes.
Question: Why is it so hard for Liberals to see?
Answer: There are no lights in Clintons rear.
Question: How can you tell between cow pies and Liberals?
Answer: You Cant.
Answer: Ones a scum sucking bottom dweller and ones a fish.
Question: Whats the difference between Carville and a bald monkey?
Answer: A sports jacket.
Question: If you were in a room with Hitler, Mussolini and Carville and you only had two bullets what should you do?
Answer: Shoot Carville twice.
Question: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and Carville?
Answer: One has a Radio Show and is the most listened to in America and the other is a loud mouth bald liberal looser.
Question: Why cant liberals find facts?
Answer: They arent looking for any.
Question: How do liberals brain cells die?
Answer: Lonely.
Question: How do you confuse a liberal?
Answer: You dont, they are born that way
Question: If Hillary, Bill and all the liberals are on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
Answer: We do.
Question: Whats the difference between an Iraq terrorist and a liberal?
Answer: The Iraq terrorist makes fewer demands.
Question: Whats the difference between liberals and cow pies?
Answer: Cow pies stop stinking after awhile
Question: Did you hear about the new liberal agenda.
Answer: They got two hands in your front pocket and two in you back pockets.
Question: Whats the definition of a liberal genius?
Answer: A liberal who can count all 50 states.
Question: What do you get when you cross a Jackass with an onion?
Answer: A whinny Liberal.
Question: How is being at a Democrat convention different from being at the circus?
Answer: At the circus the clowns dont beg and whine at you.
Question: How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: It takes ten, nine to deny that darkness exists and one to hire a Republican to change it.
Question: How much does a Liberal cost?
Answer: Nothing, Liberals have no values.
Question: How many chromosomes does a Liberal have?
Answer: Only 45, they are missing the Truth Acceptance Chromosome.
Question: What is the difference between Liberalism and Communism?
Answer: The Communist admit it.
Question: How high can a Liberals I-Q go?
Answer: Only as high as the Liberal Spin they receive.
Question: Why do Liberals lie?
Answer: It comes natural
Question: What is a Liberals primary feeling?
Answer: Envy.
Question: What is a sure way to teach a Liberal to fetch?
Answer: Tie Bill Clintons picture to a stick and throw it.
Question: Why do flies fly over Liberals heads?
Answer: They have crap for brains.
Question: How can you tell a group of Liberals?
Answer: They are the ones burning the American Flag.
Question: How can you tell a group of Liberals?
Answer: They are the ones burning the Constitution
Question: What is the difference between a Liberal and a bucket of old cheese?
Answer: The bucket
Question: What is the difference between giving to the poor and giving to Liberals?
Answer: The poor dont follow you around for three weeks whining for more.
Question: Why did God make Liberal smarter than rats?
Answer: He didnt.
Question: How do you drown a Liberal?
You paint Bill Clintons face at the bottom of a pool.
Question: Why do Liberals like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.
Question: Why is it so hard for Liberals to make eye contact?
Answer: Clintons rear doesnt have eyes.
Question: Why is it so hard for Liberals to see?
Answer: There are no lights in Clintons rear.
Question: How can you tell between cow pies and Liberals?
Answer: You Cant.