Lumpy 1
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Well, really not that far from the truth for Liberal Democrats
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I. Thou Shalt Have no other gods before the environment.
II. Thou Shalt Not make to thee any image or likeness of scripture or anything that references or alludes to God and post it a public place.
III. Thou Shalt not take the name of the Supreme Court in vain.
IV. Remember vacation days in union contracts to keep them sacrosanct. For three days shalt thou labor, but the remaining four shall be for recreation.
V. Honor thy Public School teachers and never criticize their methods, curriculum, or results, that they may fill thy campaign coffers.
VI. Thou Shalt not kill except for convenience and sex.
VII. Thou Shalt not judge any consensual sex act as immoral, lest thou be considered a prude.
VIII. Thou Shalt not steal unless it is from a rich man and thou useth the tax code, or if thou art a clever movie character, thou canst do it as well.
IX. Thou Shalt bear false witness and paint a deceiving picture if it advances the cause of liberalism.
X. Thou Shalt Covet thy neighbors house, thy neighbor's car, and thy neighbor's spouse. For thy neighbor hath gotten all of his goods and success by oppressing the poor. Thy covetousness shalt drive thy politics.
The liberal Ten Commandments
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I. Thou Shalt Have no other gods before the environment.
II. Thou Shalt Not make to thee any image or likeness of scripture or anything that references or alludes to God and post it a public place.
III. Thou Shalt not take the name of the Supreme Court in vain.
IV. Remember vacation days in union contracts to keep them sacrosanct. For three days shalt thou labor, but the remaining four shall be for recreation.
V. Honor thy Public School teachers and never criticize their methods, curriculum, or results, that they may fill thy campaign coffers.
VI. Thou Shalt not kill except for convenience and sex.
VII. Thou Shalt not judge any consensual sex act as immoral, lest thou be considered a prude.
VIII. Thou Shalt not steal unless it is from a rich man and thou useth the tax code, or if thou art a clever movie character, thou canst do it as well.
IX. Thou Shalt bear false witness and paint a deceiving picture if it advances the cause of liberalism.
X. Thou Shalt Covet thy neighbors house, thy neighbor's car, and thy neighbor's spouse. For thy neighbor hath gotten all of his goods and success by oppressing the poor. Thy covetousness shalt drive thy politics.
The liberal Ten Commandments
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