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Uhm... no.uh BULLSHITThis is a list of concepts and ideas that arrange the way a conservative person thinks about a number of topics. The list includes items that are positive and negative and often it is the degree to which something is believed or used that determines the way they understand any of the issues that face us as Americans. They serve as categories that allow easy classification without thinking or reasoning. If they thought or reasoned they would be liberals.
You believe taxes are bad
You believe a government that taxes is bad
You believe Unions are bad
You believe giving tax cuts to those who ship jobs overseas is good
You believe people on welfare are cheaters
You believe welfare is bad
You believe CEOs making 100 million are getting paid fairly
You believe minimum wage is enough
You believe millions of dollars of compensation for the rich is good
You believe helping the poor is bad
You believe government contracts for the rich are good
You believe anyone without a job isn't looking
You support small business but not the Small Business Administration
You support small business but give dividend relief to the large corporations
You support small business but tax breaks go to the top 1%
You support small business but you shop at Walmart
You support small business but you buy foreign products
Government is a bad thing but the military industrial complex is a good thing
Regulation is bad but bailing out failed corporations is good
You talk Jesus and the power of religion but vote more corporate power
You talk family values but vote more corporate power
You talk less government but support more corporate power
You talk honesty but support more corporate power
You believe in a domino theory of actions
You believe in the slippery slope of morals
You believe the liberalism that founded American democracy is now wrong
You protest against so called cultural elitism not corporate greed
You protest against abortion not lack of education and funding
You protest against evolution not the inequality of wages
You protest against atheism not poor living conditions
You have to believe a few cells is a person but bombing living people is fine
A few cells is a person but executions are fine
A few cells is a person but executing retarded people is fine
A few cells is a person but supporting medical research that could save lives is bad
A few cells is a person but the child that dies every minute doesn't matter
A few cells is a person but food supports are bad
A few cells is a person but sex education about it is bad
A few cells is a person but condoms are bad
We invaded Iraq because it was a threat to us
We invaded Iraq because they didn't follow UN resolution 1441
We invaded Iraq because they didn't allow UN inspectors
We invaded Iraq because Saddam was a bad man
We invaded Iraq to free the Iraqi people
We invaded Iraq to form a democracy in the middle east
You believe education is good but don't support it
You believe education is a good thing but we don't need public schools
You believe education is a good thing so long as they teach your values and religion
You say 'leave no child behind' but make sure the rich get further ahead
You impose 'No Child' laws but let the states pay for it
You say 'compassionate' but cut back support for food for children
You say 'compassionate' but withdraw aid for after school programs
You say 'compassionate' but weaken international laws that protect child
You believe it's ok to be armed but one ounce of pot is a jail sentence
You believe it's ok to be armed but medical marijuana is bad
You believe it's ok to be armed but song lyrics should be banned
You believe it's ok to be armed and those who aren't are out of touch with reality
You believe it is ok that women do not have the same rights as men
You believe women should be quiet and in the background
You believe women are ok but you hate Hilary
You believe women are ok but you hate Teresa
You support women but close the Office for Women's Initiatives
You support women but remove medically accurate information from the web
You believe tariffs are bad unless you are a corporate farmer
You believe tariffs are bad unless it helps win votes
You believe free trade is fine so long as it doesn't affect your corporate contributors
You believe affirmative action is bad but connections are ok
You believe global warming is myth
You believe pollution is not an issue
You believe the environment will take care of itself
You believe we must roll back the New Deal
You believe interfering in the lives of gays is proper
You believe interfering in the lives who choose to die is proper
You believe government is bad unless it enforces your values
You believe government is bad unless it is bails out corporations
You believe government is bad unless it builds more prisons
You believe creating laws that impose on personal freedoms is good
You believe that what another citizen is doing in their bedroom is your concern
You believe if it is not something you believe in then it is wrong
You believe you support the military
You believe you support the military while you cut back their benefits
You believe you support the military while you close VA hospitals
You believe you support the military while you send them to war with no plan
You believe you support the military while your candidates never served
You believe creationism is good science
You believe Evolution is just a theory
You believe media is liberal
You believe Limbaugh is right on
You believe Hannity is right on
You believe Coulter is right on
You believe Savage is right on
You believe Ingram is right on
You believe the WSJ editorial page is right on
You believe Fox is fair and balanced
You believe media is liberal
You believe Bush is a common man even though he has never worked nor served
You believe Cheney is a common man even with a 55 million paycheck
You believe the republicans represent the common man while the corporations support them
You believe liberal or elitist is bad
You believe some people are bad because of the coffee they drink
You believe some people are bad because they read
You believe some people are bad because they have traveled
You believe people are bad because of the car they drive
You believe people are bad because they honor dissent in America
You believe it is not honesty and hard work but culture that defines us
You believe it is not honesty and hard work but religion that defines us
You believe it is not honesty and hard work but political affiliation that defines us
You must believe as you believe in nothing else that your opponent's ideas are bad
You must never concede that your opponent has a valid point you must repeat that
You must finally raise your partisanship to an ideology that you believe as a child believes
You believe you do not reason
You believe you do not think
You believe
The scariest thing about the new right is the power it has on many. They do not question the assumptions it makes, they start at the top of this list and they find there truths that should not be questioned. An irony of this is the pieces by themselves are not always negative it is rather the combination of all working together that are a threat to individual and economic freedoms.
The Conservative Nanny State
Conservatism Is Dead
The Political Scene: The Fall of Conservatism: Reporting & Essays: The New Yorker
thats not what conservatives believe
that is what a moronic liberal thinks a conservative believes
uh, ed, thats why i said a "moronic liberal"Uhm... no.uh BULLSHITThis is a list of concepts and ideas that arrange the way a conservative person thinks about a number of topics. The list includes items that are positive and negative and often it is the degree to which something is believed or used that determines the way they understand any of the issues that face us as Americans. They serve as categories that allow easy classification without thinking or reasoning. If they thought or reasoned they would be liberals.
You believe taxes are bad
You believe a government that taxes is bad
You believe Unions are bad
You believe giving tax cuts to those who ship jobs overseas is good
You believe people on welfare are cheaters
You believe welfare is bad
You believe CEOs making 100 million are getting paid fairly
You believe minimum wage is enough
You believe millions of dollars of compensation for the rich is good
You believe helping the poor is bad
You believe government contracts for the rich are good
You believe anyone without a job isn't looking
You support small business but not the Small Business Administration
You support small business but give dividend relief to the large corporations
You support small business but tax breaks go to the top 1%
You support small business but you shop at Walmart
You support small business but you buy foreign products
Government is a bad thing but the military industrial complex is a good thing
Regulation is bad but bailing out failed corporations is good
You talk Jesus and the power of religion but vote more corporate power
You talk family values but vote more corporate power
You talk less government but support more corporate power
You talk honesty but support more corporate power
You believe in a domino theory of actions
You believe in the slippery slope of morals
You believe the liberalism that founded American democracy is now wrong
You protest against so called cultural elitism not corporate greed
You protest against abortion not lack of education and funding
You protest against evolution not the inequality of wages
You protest against atheism not poor living conditions
You have to believe a few cells is a person but bombing living people is fine
A few cells is a person but executions are fine
A few cells is a person but executing retarded people is fine
A few cells is a person but supporting medical research that could save lives is bad
A few cells is a person but the child that dies every minute doesn't matter
A few cells is a person but food supports are bad
A few cells is a person but sex education about it is bad
A few cells is a person but condoms are bad
We invaded Iraq because it was a threat to us
We invaded Iraq because they didn't follow UN resolution 1441
We invaded Iraq because they didn't allow UN inspectors
We invaded Iraq because Saddam was a bad man
We invaded Iraq to free the Iraqi people
We invaded Iraq to form a democracy in the middle east
You believe education is good but don't support it
You believe education is a good thing but we don't need public schools
You believe education is a good thing so long as they teach your values and religion
You say 'leave no child behind' but make sure the rich get further ahead
You impose 'No Child' laws but let the states pay for it
You say 'compassionate' but cut back support for food for children
You say 'compassionate' but withdraw aid for after school programs
You say 'compassionate' but weaken international laws that protect child
You believe it's ok to be armed but one ounce of pot is a jail sentence
You believe it's ok to be armed but medical marijuana is bad
You believe it's ok to be armed but song lyrics should be banned
You believe it's ok to be armed and those who aren't are out of touch with reality
You believe it is ok that women do not have the same rights as men
You believe women should be quiet and in the background
You believe women are ok but you hate Hilary
You believe women are ok but you hate Teresa
You support women but close the Office for Women's Initiatives
You support women but remove medically accurate information from the web
You believe tariffs are bad unless you are a corporate farmer
You believe tariffs are bad unless it helps win votes
You believe free trade is fine so long as it doesn't affect your corporate contributors
You believe affirmative action is bad but connections are ok
You believe global warming is myth
You believe pollution is not an issue
You believe the environment will take care of itself
You believe we must roll back the New Deal
You believe interfering in the lives of gays is proper
You believe interfering in the lives who choose to die is proper
You believe government is bad unless it enforces your values
You believe government is bad unless it is bails out corporations
You believe government is bad unless it builds more prisons
You believe creating laws that impose on personal freedoms is good
You believe that what another citizen is doing in their bedroom is your concern
You believe if it is not something you believe in then it is wrong
You believe you support the military
You believe you support the military while you cut back their benefits
You believe you support the military while you close VA hospitals
You believe you support the military while you send them to war with no plan
You believe you support the military while your candidates never served
You believe creationism is good science
You believe Evolution is just a theory
You believe media is liberal
You believe Limbaugh is right on
You believe Hannity is right on
You believe Coulter is right on
You believe Savage is right on
You believe Ingram is right on
You believe the WSJ editorial page is right on
You believe Fox is fair and balanced
You believe media is liberal
You believe Bush is a common man even though he has never worked nor served
You believe Cheney is a common man even with a 55 million paycheck
You believe the republicans represent the common man while the corporations support them
You believe liberal or elitist is bad
You believe some people are bad because of the coffee they drink
You believe some people are bad because they read
You believe some people are bad because they have traveled
You believe people are bad because of the car they drive
You believe people are bad because they honor dissent in America
You believe it is not honesty and hard work but culture that defines us
You believe it is not honesty and hard work but religion that defines us
You believe it is not honesty and hard work but political affiliation that defines us
You must believe as you believe in nothing else that your opponent's ideas are bad
You must never concede that your opponent has a valid point you must repeat that
You must finally raise your partisanship to an ideology that you believe as a child believes
You believe you do not reason
You believe you do not think
You believe
The scariest thing about the new right is the power it has on many. They do not question the assumptions it makes, they start at the top of this list and they find there truths that should not be questioned. An irony of this is the pieces by themselves are not always negative it is rather the combination of all working together that are a threat to individual and economic freedoms.
The Conservative Nanny State
Conservatism Is Dead
The Political Scene: The Fall of Conservatism: Reporting & Essays: The New Yorker
thats not what conservatives believe
that is what a moronic liberal thinks a conservative believes
Actually some conservative or the other has said pretty much every one of the things to us on that list.
Now, does every conservative sign on to every one of those things?
No, of course not.
This is the problem with I hate you because I'm a clueless idiot who wants to prove what a big man I am lists like these, isn't it?
What a complete waste of everyone's time.
But this childish competition appeals to the terminally stupid that haunt this place.
The fucking country is falling apart instead of seeking comon ground (which there is a LOT of) you fucking hardons want to have penis fights.
"You're a libieral and you believe nahya nahya nahya"
Seriously, grow up, boys.
uh BULLSHIT thats not what conservatives believe that is what a moronic liberal thinks a conservative believes
looks like he's got a hell of a lot of free time to compile that list. Of course, I could be wrong... he could have copied from some other hater with alot of time on their hands. Nonetheless, somebody is blowing alot of fuggin time!
uh, ed, thats why i said a "moronic liberal"Uhm... no.uh BULLSHIT
thats not what conservatives believe
that is what a moronic liberal thinks a conservative believes
Actually some conservative or the other has said pretty much every one of the things to us on that list.
Now, does every conservative sign on to every one of those things?
No, of course not.
This is the problem with I hate you because I'm a clueless idiot who wants to prove what a big man I am lists like these, isn't it?
What a complete waste of everyone's time.
But this childish competition appeals to the terminally stupid that haunt this place.
The fucking country is falling apart instead of seeking comon ground (which there is a LOT of) you fucking hardons want to have penis fights.
"You're a libieral and you believe nahya nahya nahya"
Seriously, grow up, boys.
not all liberals are morons, but him thinking thats what conservatives believe makes HIM a moron
yupuh, ed, thats why i said a "moronic liberal"Uhm... no.
Actually some conservative or the other has said pretty much every one of the things to us on that list.
Now, does every conservative sign on to every one of those things?
No, of course not.
This is the problem with I hate you because I'm a clueless idiot who wants to prove what a big man I am lists like these, isn't it?
What a complete waste of everyone's time.
But this childish competition appeals to the terminally stupid that haunt this place.
The fucking country is falling apart instead of seeking comon ground (which there is a LOT of) you fucking hardons want to have penis fights.
"You're a libieral and you believe nahya nahya nahya"
Seriously, grow up, boys.
not all liberals are morons, but him thinking thats what conservatives believe makes HIM a moron
Oh, okay.
I actually know some of those self-proclaiming liberal morons.
You're right...they're morons.
If we can both agree that there are self proclaiming conservatives and liberals who are clueless nitwits, can we move on to dicussing issues then?
No we can't.
Because every time we do a bevy of the clueless come in to play the mindless hate card.
yupuh, ed, thats why i said a "moronic liberal"
not all liberals are morons, but him thinking thats what conservatives believe makes HIM a moron
Oh, okay.
I actually know some of those self-proclaiming liberal morons.
You're right...they're morons.
If we can both agree that there are self proclaiming conservatives and liberals who are clueless nitwits, can we move on to dicussing issues then?
No we can't.
Because every time we do a bevy of the clueless come in to play the mindless hate card.
like i have said before, i used to think i was an extreme right wing, after years on political message boards, i find i'm much more moderate than i used to think i was
'It's the hypocrisy that bothers me. There's a sense of "Oh well, I can do whatever I want because look at all these high moral positions I take" from a lot of libs. I was reading some old forum posts on a diff forum the other day and I was reading about this event where Ann Coulter had a pie thrown at here. All the libs were like LOL, that's so funny, and I didn't notice anyone having any problem with this woman being assaulted. Sure it was only a pie, but that doesn't mean it wasn't terrifying and that doesn't make it alright. It's that kind of hypocrisy, where normally they'd be all kinds of outraged that a woman was attacked, but hey it's that screechy bitch Ann Coulter so who cares. That's the kind of stuff I don't get.
are you kidding?
a pie in the face is hilarious no matter who it is. Its a gag that never gets old!
i would laugh my ass off if joe biden took a banana cream puff in the face
and my favorite is when lefty Ralph Nader face planted in a pie.....I laughed my ass off!
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Sorry - someone getting hit with a pie could only possibly be funny in a slapstick skit where all parties are voluntarily participating in it in order to entertain their audience. THEN it is a gag. There is no "gag" to it when one person is simply assaulted as an unsuspecting victim. Victimizing someone isn't funny. Its just another crime. The individual is invariably assaulted while exercising their free speech rights in a public forum. And frankly, I haven't considered a pie in the face even in slapstick skits funny since I turned 12 or so. When I outgrew Soupy Sales -I outgrew pies in the face as a form of humor.
Soupy Sales (Notice, his guests AGREED to have pies thrown at them, KNEW they were going to have a pie thrown at them. They were never unsuspectingly victimized. Because throwing a pie at an unsuspecting person would have been the crime of assault then too -even on a TV comedy show.)
It doesn't matter what the political views are of the person targeted. It is not only just inappropriate behavior, it is a crime. I don't care what the political views are of the person attacked -it isn't funny to victimize someone in this way. It just embarasses me that we have such assholes in this country who think they have the "right" to assault someone because they disagree with what that person has said. Neither Nader or Coulter pressed charges -but I hope the next person does since it will take that before such morons realize why their behavior amounted to a crime.
The purpose of such an act is NOT to be "funny" by the person throwing it -because only a moral cretin would find it funny to victimize someone in that kind of situation. The real purpose is to use a violent act to silence the political speech of their target, prevent them from exercising their free speech rights - and do so in a way that humiliates them. Which I have never found funny. And yes, throwing an object at an unsuspecting person is an act of violence -not a "gag". Even if the person is not physically injured. There is no such thing as "right" to humiliate another person by means of a physical attack on their person.
The mentality that says "because I disagree with what you say, I am justified in trying to silence your speech by throwing a pie at you and humiliate you" is just a short step from justifying using even more violence to do it the next time.
Here is what the people of diversity and tolerance do not tolerate.
Trans fats
I wouldn't know a trans fat from Fats Wallar and ain't I a liberal?
Fast food
Eat all the fast food you want, is my theory and ain't I a liberal
I'm a smoker and even I cannot stand it when smoke from my own cigarette blows in my face.
I just laid down $7.50 for a pack of poison and ain't I a liberal?
Give me the power and just watch what happens to that budget, and ain't I a liberal?
I'm all over reasonable taxes and ain't I a liberal?
Which ones? And ain't I a liberal?
What? Where are you getting this stuff anyway? The Dumbness for Dummies handbook?
Okay, you got me. I do hate SUV drivers often. Far too many of them are tailgating morons
What are you talking about? Some of my best friends are corporate jets. Of course, I wouldn't want one to live next door and marry my sister, or anything.
Authentic liberals walk on their hands to avoid leaving them.
Oh yeah, this complaint makes sense. Every liberal hates every successful business...especially theirs.
I totally oppose the so called fairness doctrine and ain't I a liberal?
Now you confusing contempt for hatred. Wildly different things.
What the hell are they?
Which brand? I'm rather partial to mine.
Oh, yeah, that's right I forgot, Bush II was a liberal, too.
I'm having a hard time processing that new position most of you whining crybaby self-proclaiming conservatives have taken of late.
Is that roasting chickenkawk I smell wafting from this post? Smells delicious! Be sure to baste it lots of hypocracy, cuase that's how people like you usually serve it up.
We see you keep failing and not learning. Our frustration is an adult thing. You'll understand someday, I'm certain.
I'm lovin' yours. It makes me feel smart. Thanks!
I like my guns, lad. It's yours cause me concern.
People learning the truth about Jimmy Carter and how he basically started this whole housing debacle
Yeah, remember how the housing crises started probably before you were born? Gee that was bad, wasn't it?
People who see through their blatent hypocrisy.... i.e. conservatives
I hate see-through hypocracy.I can nver find anything to match it with except buckle shoes and they make my feet look big.
Have you got anything in opaque hypocracy? I can work with that if I accessorize properly.
My repsonse is in bold type - see below:
Here is what the people of diversity and tolerance do not tolerate.
Trans fats - I had a heart attack in 2002.
Fast food - I like McDonalds Hamburgers
Second hand smoke - I was a smoker until I had the Heart Attack
Tobacco use - I was a smoker until I had the Heart Attack
reducing government waste/spending - I could care less
reasonable taxes - I think taxes should be raised on the wealthy
oil companies - Raise their taxes and put it to Universal Medicare
high profit margins (unless it benefits themselves or gives them an excuse to increase taxes) - High profit means high tax
SUV's (but their limos and private/or lobbyist provided jets= OK) No comment
Corporate jets No comment
YOUR carbon footprint... taboo to bring up theirs Could care less
Successful business (see reasonable taxes and the next line) means more tax for Medicare
Freedom of Speech (why else would the fairness doctrine be proposed) All for it
Popular conservative talk shows - Rush Limpdick is whats wrong with Conservatives
Conservative media outlets could care less
Christianity (but all other religions are welcome) All for secularism in government
Controlling Borders (they refuse to controll them out of fear of being called a rascist. As if ONLY minorities cross borders!)- the 19 got to the USA legally
War (unless it has a good label like the war on poverty) - Liberals won WWII
Letting people fail and learn from mistakes (housing) could care less
Different opinions on social issues - all for them
Guns - for Police and the Military only
People learning the truth about Jimmy Carter and how he basically started this whole housing debacle - hahahahahahahahahaha
People who see through their blatent hypocrisy.... i.e. conservatives hahahahaha
Liberals believe what motivates them is "noble and good", therefore their political opinions and agenda are also "noble and good", the only ones good people would even have - and that is what counts most. Not actual results. Liberals are never result-oriented because that would promptly disprove their claim that their "noble motives equals the best possible answer to all problems". In their world, if you don't share their political opinions and agenda -then the only possible explanation for that is because you are a "bad, evil" person.
They reject the idea that their political opponents also believe they are motivated by anything "noble and good". For a liberal, there is just no such thing as having a legitimate reason for disagreeing. You can only be disagreeing because you aren't "noble and good" -which makes you "evil and bad". And that must mean whatever political opinions you do have -are also "bad and evil". It is a means of just avoiding rational, well reasoned discussion and debate entirely and allows them to just dismiss out of hand, without any need for thinking -any and all opinions that differ from their own. This is an irrational leap in the thinking process and represents an immature level of thinking - and all those with critical thinking skills can quickly grasp the major error in the thinking process.
Sorry - someone getting hit with a pie could only possibly be funny in a slapstick skit where all parties are voluntarily participating in it in order to entertain their audience. THEN it is a gag. There is no "gag" to it when one person is simply assaulted as an unsuspecting victim. Victimizing someone isn't funny. Its just another crime. The individual is invariably assaulted while exercising their free speech rights in a public forum. And frankly, I haven't considered a pie in the face even in slapstick skits funny since I turned 12 or so. When I outgrew Soupy Sales -I outgrew pies in the face as a form of humor.
Soupy Sales (Notice, his guests AGREED to have pies thrown at them, KNEW they were going to have a pie thrown at them. They were never unsuspectingly victimized. Because throwing a pie at an unsuspecting person would have been the crime of assault then too -even on a TV comedy show.)
It doesn't matter what the political views are of the person targeted. It is not only just inappropriate behavior, it is a crime. I don't care what the political views are of the person attacked -it isn't funny to victimize someone in this way. It just embarasses me that we have such assholes in this country who think they have the "right" to assault someone because they disagree with what that person has said. Neither Nader or Coulter pressed charges -but I hope the next person does since it will take that before such morons realize why their behavior amounted to a crime.
The purpose of such an act is NOT to be "funny" by the person throwing it -because only a moral cretin would find it funny to victimize someone in that kind of situation. The real purpose is to use a violent act to silence the political speech of their target, prevent them from exercising their free speech rights - and do so in a way that humiliates them. Which I have never found funny. And yes, throwing an object at an unsuspecting person is an act of violence -not a "gag". Even if the person is not physically injured. There is no such thing as "right" to humiliate another person by means of a physical attack on their person.
The mentality that says "because I disagree with what you say, I am justified in trying to silence your speech by throwing a pie at you and humiliate you" is just a short step from justifying using even more violence to do it the next time.
LOL @ pies in the face leading to "more violence"
Calm down, what are you a 13 year old girl?
A pie in the face of a public official, or celebrity is funny as hell. It doesn't lead to "more violence".
I didn't realize I would inspire you to wig out and write a whole treatise on the evils of pie throwing. I really think you need to calm down little girl, and not think about pies this much![]()
Sorry - someone getting hit with a pie could only possibly be funny in a slapstick skit where all parties are voluntarily participating in it in order to entertain their audience. THEN it is a gag. There is no "gag" to it when one person is simply assaulted as an unsuspecting victim. Victimizing someone isn't funny. Its just another crime. The individual is invariably assaulted while exercising their free speech rights in a public forum. And frankly, I haven't considered a pie in the face even in slapstick skits funny since I turned 12 or so. When I outgrew Soupy Sales -I outgrew pies in the face as a form of humor.
Soupy Sales (Notice, his guests AGREED to have pies thrown at them, KNEW they were going to have a pie thrown at them. They were never unsuspectingly victimized. Because throwing a pie at an unsuspecting person would have been the crime of assault then too -even on a TV comedy show.)
It doesn't matter what the political views are of the person targeted. It is not only just inappropriate behavior, it is a crime. I don't care what the political views are of the person attacked -it isn't funny to victimize someone in this way. It just embarasses me that we have such assholes in this country who think they have the "right" to assault someone because they disagree with what that person has said. Neither Nader or Coulter pressed charges -but I hope the next person does since it will take that before such morons realize why their behavior amounted to a crime.
The purpose of such an act is NOT to be "funny" by the person throwing it -because only a moral cretin would find it funny to victimize someone in that kind of situation. The real purpose is to use a violent act to silence the political speech of their target, prevent them from exercising their free speech rights - and do so in a way that humiliates them. Which I have never found funny. And yes, throwing an object at an unsuspecting person is an act of violence -not a "gag". Even if the person is not physically injured. There is no such thing as "right" to humiliate another person by means of a physical attack on their person.
The mentality that says "because I disagree with what you say, I am justified in trying to silence your speech by throwing a pie at you and humiliate you" is just a short step from justifying using even more violence to do it the next time.
LOL @ pies in the face leading to "more violence"
Calm down, what are you a 13 year old girl?
A pie in the face of a public official, or celebrity is funny as hell. It doesn't lead to "more violence".
I didn't realize I would inspire you to wig out and write a whole treatise on the evils of pie throwing. I really think you need to calm down little girl, and not think about pies this much![]()
If pies are outlawed only outlaws will have pies.
You can have my pies when you take them out of my cold dead hands.
Pies don't splatter people, people splatter people.