Man caught raping...Um, a car.

[Delta4Embassy]

Man Caught Having Intercourse With Porsche World Is Introduced To Mechaphilia

"An individual from Thailand has been caught having sex with a car, just a day after a man from Brazil was caught doing the exact same thing to a VW Polo."

Remember somethign about this from Tosh.O. 'Mechaphilia' is what it's called.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Wonder if this qualifies as adultery if the guys are married? Virtual affairs have from people playing online games, so why not someone else's automobile?

 

[Gracie]

You really are kind of warped, dude. Is all you do is wander the net looking for weird sex topics?

 

[Obiwan]

Gawd, now the liberals will want us to give them special rights!

 

[TemplarKormac]

Turn the damn thing on! That'll fix yer problem, no mechanic required.

 

[Mac1958]

Well, let's face it, Porsches are fucking gorgeous.

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[jknowgood]

Well thanks to liberals, he can now marry it.

 

[Katzndogz]

Who are you to tell him who to love? The owner of the car is just a fucking bigot who is preventing this couple from being together.

 

[AvgGuyIA]

Man Caught Having Intercourse With Porsche World Is Introduced To Mechaphilia
"...snip..."
Remember somethign about this from Tosh.O. 'Mechaphilia' is what it's called.

 

[hipeter924]

Read of this sort of thing before.

Guess they went from fan fiction fantasies about Transformers, to having sex with a car and metallic objects.

It could be worse though, like being addicted to My Little Pony in your 30s or 40s. Now that is gross.

 

[saintmichaeldefendthem]

Well, let's face it, Porsches are fucking gorgeous.

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Haven't seen a Porsche yet that enticed me to stick my penis in it.

 

[saintmichaeldefendthem]

Read of this sort of thing before.

Guess they went from fan fiction fantasies about Transformers, to having sex with a car and metallic objects.

It could be worse though, like being addicted to My Little Pony in your 30s or 40s. Now that is gross.

Care Bears were far more engaging.

 

[there4eyeM]

GM certainly fucked some cars.

 

[BullKurtz]

 

[ChrisL]

Let Robert Plant explain it . . .

 

[J.E.D]

Man caught raping...Um, a car.

Novasteve or Shitzspeedos?

 

[Mac1958]

And by the way, precisely how do we know this was not consensual?

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[Bonzi]

Better a car than a person. Wow, I'd give anything to understand a mind like this... crazy....

 

[Delta4Embassy]

You really are kind of warped, dude. Is all you do is wander the net looking for weird sex topics?

Is all you do is read weird sex topics then criticize the posters?

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Read of this sort of thing before.

Guess they went from fan fiction fantasies about Transformers, to having sex with a car and metallic objects.

It could be worse though, like being addicted to My Little Pony in your 30s or 40s. Now that is gross.

You'd think before cars became a thing people'd be ravishing statues or something at least human-like.