Mandatory Machine Gun Ownership

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Who is for it?

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I might have fun playing with one.

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Clayton will be so mad when we force him to own a machine gun.

I am willing to take it to the far opposite extreme

 

[Augustine_]

Who is for it?

It would suit this country's culture of death well

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

It would suit this country's culture of death well

I agree. It would look great right next to that figure of over 60 million slaughtered unborn children.

Now THAT is some culture of death!

 

[Batcat]

Why would I need a machine gun?

Shooting a machine gun can get expensive fast. Ammo isn’t cheap.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Why would I need a machine gun?

Shooting a machine gun can get expensive fast. Ammo isn’t cheap.

Well, I'm guessing there would be a boom in hand loading.

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Why would I need a machine gun?

Shooting a machine gun can get expensive fast. Ammo isn’t cheap.

Just to force these hoplophobes to accept righteous gun culture.

They don't deserve nor want freedom. Make them. Force them. Enslaved these kuuuuunts.

 

[Augustine_]

I agree. It would look great right next to that figure of over 60 million slaughtered unborn children.

Now THAT is some culture of death!

Ah the "too many freedoms" argument

Fuck yourself

 

[Batcat]

Just to force these hoplophobes to accept righteous gun culture.

They don't deserve nor want freedom. Make them. Force them. Enslaved these kuuuuunts.

An interesting approach that I doubt has any chance of every happening.

 

[Winco]

Who is for it?

I personally KNOW 3 people that have shot their arms off.
Well 2 arms and one stomach death.
W/o machine guns, just the regular weapon w/magazine.

1). One young punk, my neighbor, shot his arm off 'just fucking around'. oops
2). My elder Uncle, shot his arm off, while hunting, and showing off, he's lucky to be alive.
3). The 3rd was a great community leader, on the 4th of July, while target shooting w/family, was the unfortunate victim of casual carelessness and shot in the stomach and died. The shooter is struggling to keep his life together.

Sure, arm these people with Machine Guns.
What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Ah the "too many freedoms" argument

Fuck yourself

Irony

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

I personally KNOW 3 people that have shot their arms off

This bullshit is why none of us believe a goddamn word you say.

 

[TNHarley]

I personally KNOW 3 people that have shot their arms off.
Well 2 arms and one stomach death.
W/o machine guns, just the regular weapon w/magazine.

1). One young punk, my neighbor, shot his arm off 'just fucking around'. oops
2). My elder Uncle, shot his arm off, while hunting, and showing off, he's lucky to be alive.
3). The 3rd was a great community leader, on the 4th of July, while target shooting w/family, was the unfortunate victim of casual carelessness and shot in the stomach and died. The shooter is struggling to keep his life together.

Sure, arm these people with Machine Guns.
What could possibly go wrong?

Youre so full of shit!

 

[Oddball]

Who is for it?

 

[Oddball]

I personally KNOW 3 people that have shot their arms off.
Well 2 arms and one stomach death.
W/o machine guns, just the regular weapon w/magazine.

1). One young punk, my neighbor, shot his arm off 'just fucking around'. oops
2). My elder Uncle, shot his arm off, while hunting, and showing off, he's lucky to be alive.
3). The 3rd was a great community leader, on the 4th of July, while target shooting w/family, was the unfortunate victim of casual carelessness and shot in the stomach and died. The shooter is struggling to keep his life together.

Sure, arm these people with Machine Guns.
What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Hellbilly]

Who is for it?

Do you really want blacks and Indians to be armed with machine guns?

 

[TNHarley]

Do you really want blacks and Indians to be armed with machine guns?

Everyone!

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Do you really want blacks and Indians to be armed with machine guns?

Racist.

 

[Hellbilly]

Racist.

Actually I’m a merciless indian savage.