MARK YOUR CALENDARS
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> Date: July 8, 2015 at 11:34:02 AM
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> To: E: MARK YOUR
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> PLEASE DON'T FORGET NEXT
> SATURDAY..............
> WALK NAKED IN
> AMERICA DAY
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> Don't forget to
> mark your calendars.
> As you may already
> know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any naked
> woman,
> other than his wife, and if he does,
> he must commit suicide.
> So next
> Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, all American women
> are asked to walk out of their house
> completely naked to help
> weed out any
> neighborhood terrorists.
> Circling your
> block for one hour is recommended for this
> anti-terrorism effort.
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> All patriotic men are
> to position themselves in lawnchairs in front
> of their houses to demonstrate their
> support for the women
> and to prove that they
> are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
> Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a
> cold 6-pack
> of beer at your side is
> further proof of your
> patriotism. The American government appreciates your
> efforts to root out terrorists
> and
> applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity
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> God Bless America
> !!
> P.S.
> If you don't
> send this to at least 1 person, you're a
> terrorist-sympathizing,
> lily-livered
> coward and are possibly aiding and abetting
> terrorists.
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> Sent from my iPad
> Begin forwarded message:
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> From:
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> Date: July 8, 2015 at 11:34:02 AM
> EDT
> To: E: MARK YOUR
> CALENDARS
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> PLEASE DON'T FORGET NEXT
> SATURDAY..............
> WALK NAKED IN
> AMERICA DAY
>
> Don't forget to
> mark your calendars.
> As you may already
> know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any naked
> woman,
> other than his wife, and if he does,
> he must commit suicide.
> So next
> Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, all American women
> are asked to walk out of their house
> completely naked to help
> weed out any
> neighborhood terrorists.
> Circling your
> block for one hour is recommended for this
> anti-terrorism effort.
>
> All patriotic men are
> to position themselves in lawnchairs in front
> of their houses to demonstrate their
> support for the women
> and to prove that they
> are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
> Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a
> cold 6-pack
> of beer at your side is
> further proof of your
> patriotism. The American government appreciates your
> efforts to root out terrorists
> and
> applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity
>
>
> God Bless America
> !!
> P.S.
> If you don't
> send this to at least 1 person, you're a
> terrorist-sympathizing,
> lily-livered
> coward and are possibly aiding and abetting
> terrorists.
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