"Natural" and "organic." In this post I intend to prove, in SEVERAL different ways, that those close sister-words are the stupidest, most utterly meaningless words in the entire language, which with hippies have completely wiped their asses and made into a verbal cult objects. You could remove both words from all existence and it wouldn't change human discourse in the slightest.
A. Just because something is natural doesn't make it good for you. Earthquakes, volcanoes, hurricanes, poison mushrooms, arsenic, viruses, infections, lightening, cosmic radiation, falling from high distances due to NATURAL gravity - none of those things make a person healthier. Even the nuclear reactions hippies hate are 100% natural - what the fuck do you think every star in this universe is doing even as you're reading this post? I'll give you a funny example of "naturality": since gravity is a natural function of all matter, if a person falls to their death like Wile E. Coyote, you could factually argue that the victim died of NATURAL causes - see how stupid that word is?
B. With the exception of lab-synthesized radioactive elements heavier than uranium, ALL normal matter in the universe is made from combinations of 92 NATURAL atomic elements, whether assembled by humans or not. The windowpane just to the left to me is 100% natural, it's made from the two naturally occurring elements of silicon and oxygen. So if you go back a little ways, every particle of matter around you is 100% natural. See, nature includes everything; it's not just pretty trees, flowers and endangered spotted owls; Nature includes EVERYTHING, including us human beings.
C. Our human brains formed NATURALLY, which means anything human beings do or think of - good or bad - is automatically natural.
D. Now let's get to the word "organic." It doesn't mean food being grown in some magical, ultra-healthy way. The definition of organic - to the chagrin of drooling hippie retards - simply means ITS MOLECULES ARE BASED ON CARBON. That's ALL it means. ALL food is organic. For fuck's sake, the gasoline in your car's tank is 100% organic, but that doesn't mean it's healthy for you to drink. The ultra-deadly CO in your car's exhaust is 100% ORGANIC! Every shit you have ever taken is 100% organic. When a mean, violent, obnoxious binge-drunk drinks himself to a liver cirrhotic death he/she deserves, I assure you that every particle of ethanol which entered his body was 100% ORGANIC.....now doesn't that make you feel better about how LOVELY every "organic" substance known to man is, lol?
A. Just because something is natural doesn't make it good for you. Earthquakes, volcanoes, hurricanes, poison mushrooms, arsenic, viruses, infections, lightening, cosmic radiation, falling from high distances due to NATURAL gravity - none of those things make a person healthier. Even the nuclear reactions hippies hate are 100% natural - what the fuck do you think every star in this universe is doing even as you're reading this post? I'll give you a funny example of "naturality": since gravity is a natural function of all matter, if a person falls to their death like Wile E. Coyote, you could factually argue that the victim died of NATURAL causes - see how stupid that word is?
B. With the exception of lab-synthesized radioactive elements heavier than uranium, ALL normal matter in the universe is made from combinations of 92 NATURAL atomic elements, whether assembled by humans or not. The windowpane just to the left to me is 100% natural, it's made from the two naturally occurring elements of silicon and oxygen. So if you go back a little ways, every particle of matter around you is 100% natural. See, nature includes everything; it's not just pretty trees, flowers and endangered spotted owls; Nature includes EVERYTHING, including us human beings.
C. Our human brains formed NATURALLY, which means anything human beings do or think of - good or bad - is automatically natural.
D. Now let's get to the word "organic." It doesn't mean food being grown in some magical, ultra-healthy way. The definition of organic - to the chagrin of drooling hippie retards - simply means ITS MOLECULES ARE BASED ON CARBON. That's ALL it means. ALL food is organic. For fuck's sake, the gasoline in your car's tank is 100% organic, but that doesn't mean it's healthy for you to drink. The ultra-deadly CO in your car's exhaust is 100% ORGANIC! Every shit you have ever taken is 100% organic. When a mean, violent, obnoxious binge-drunk drinks himself to a liver cirrhotic death he/she deserves, I assure you that every particle of ethanol which entered his body was 100% ORGANIC.....now doesn't that make you feel better about how LOVELY every "organic" substance known to man is, lol?
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