My ex-wife's boss is stocking up on rifle ammo...

[whitehall]

...I asked her who he is planning to shoot with all that ammo.

She said "the zombies."

We've all seen the movies, so everyone knows what's coming.

First the run on the grocery stores, where they will run out of food and toilet paper and medicine.

Then there will be looting.

Then, people will start shooting each other for these supplies.

It seems that so many people are eager to see it happen.

Zombies are real.

I heard the grocery stores and Sam's/Costco are like..crazy!

All I need is beer for the foreseeable future.

Seriously, my friend's girl was freaking out about butter.

I have 5 lbs, stocked up when it was $2.25/lb

Maybe 6 lbs.

Did not mention that. ;x

I suppose could use some tuna, but I can shoot a squirrel, too. (or 2)

Squirrels here are small.

I hear there is a run (no pun intended) on toilet paper. Start eating squirrels and you might need it.

 

[Marion Morrison]

...I asked her who he is planning to shoot with all that ammo.

She said "the zombies."

We've all seen the movies, so everyone knows what's coming.

First the run on the grocery stores, where they will run out of food and toilet paper and medicine.

Then there will be looting.

Then, people will start shooting each other for these supplies.

It seems that so many people are eager to see it happen.

Zombies are real.

I heard the grocery stores and Sam's/Costco are like..crazy!

All I need is beer for the foreseeable future.

Seriously, my friend's girl was freaking out about butter.

I have 5 lbs, stocked up when it was $2.25/lb

Maybe 6 lbs.

Did not mention that. ;x

I suppose could use some tuna, but I can shoot a squirrel, too. (or 2)

Squirrels here are small.

I hear there is a run (no pun intended) on toilet paper. Start eating squirrels and you might need it.

Probably less of it. Hmm, how down is Georgia-Pacific?
Time to buy for a quick dump? Oh! The punnery!

I heard people are goin' nuts like it's hurricane time.

Bottled water n TP.

I'm old school, fill my bathtub with water n plug it. Have a few gallons in the fridge..extra ice bags..

 

[whitehall]

It makes sense to prepare for the worst. I might be able to make magnolia leaves work as T.P. and I have a secret that might make the worst problems not look so bad. You can still get them on Ebay, it's a home distillation set up. You may or may not be able to make your own ammo but booze is the best barter when the shit hits the fan and you are out of T.P.

 

[Marion Morrison]

It makes sense to prepare for the worst. I might be able to make magnolia leaves work as T.P. and I have a secret that might make the worst problems not look so bad. You can still get them on Ebay, it's a home distillation set up. You may or may not be able to make your own ammo but booze is the best barter when the shit hits the fan and you are out of T.P.

Hmm, know where there's an abandoned house with a Magnolia tree in back.

If I have to rig up rain-catching/distilling stuff, that's gonna suck.

It can't be coming off the asphalt-covered roof.

Do not trust asphalt runoff water, even if distilled.

 

[2aguy]

...I asked her who he is planning to shoot with all that ammo.

She said "the zombies."

We've all seen the movies, so everyone knows what's coming.

First the run on the grocery stores, where they will run out of food and toilet paper and medicine.

Then there will be looting.

Then, people will start shooting each other for these supplies.

It seems that so many people are eager to see it happen.

You will need it so you can take the toilet paper away from the anti-gun democrats who think you don't need guns.........