Nations governors consider forming a new country!

[DrLove]

This strikes me as a GREAT idea!

AMERICA (The Borowitz Report)—In order to better coördinate their efforts to combat the coronavirus, the nation’s governors are considering the extraordinary step of forming a country.​

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The radical proposal is an unusual bipartisan effort, spearheaded by the Democratic governor of Michigan, Gretchen Whitmer, and the Republican Governor of Ohio, Mike DeWine.​

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“Mike and I were bidding against each other for masks and ventilators, and I was, like, ‘Mike this is crazy,’ ” Whitmer said. “ ‘It would be so much better if we just worked together and formed a country.’ ”​

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DeWine said that Whitmer’s proposal of creating a country out of the fifty states “made a lot of sense.”​

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“It was one of those moments where someone throws out a nutty idea and you think, ‘Hold on, let’s think on that for a second,’ ” he said.​

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While the idea of the fifty states coming together to form a country is still in the embryonic stage, DeWine said that the states would ideally create a “federal government” led by a “President.”​

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“We’re all in agreement that it would be amazing to have a President right now,” DeWine said.​

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A straw poll of the governors indicates that the front-runner for President of this yet-to-be-named country is one of their own: Governor Andrew Cuomo, of New York.​

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“Andrew keeps saying that he doesn’t want to be President,” Whitmer said. “And I’m, like, ‘Dude, you already are.’ ”​

Nationâs Governors Consider Forming Country

“We were bidding against each other for masks and ventilators, and I was, like, ‘This is crazy,’ ” one governor said. “ ‘It would be so much better if we just worked together and formed a country.’ ”

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[MindWars]

The CCP Fires A Warning Shot At Deep State Covid-19 Accomplices

A Limited Hangout was recently posted in the Daily Mail as a threat to the NIH and Obama holdovers in the United States

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ALL SO CHINA CAN OWN YOUR STUPID ASSES U MORON!!

 

[CWayne]

Yeah, go ahead. See how that works out for them. About as well as the Souths attempt to form a new country I would imagine.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

The CCP Fires A Warning Shot At Deep State Covid-19 Accomplices

A Limited Hangout was recently posted in the Daily Mail as a threat to the NIH and Obama holdovers in the United States

banned.video

ALL SO CHINA CAN OWN YOUR STUPID ASSES U MORON!!

Liberals loved to be owned just like they loved owning blacks back in the day. If they are slaves to the system, they dont have to think, just do, at the point of a gun....

 

[the other mike]

As long as they don't plan on making Arkansas part of Oklahoma, Texas or Louisiana,
I'll listen for a minute...we like our clean water and edible fish up here.

 

[The Irish Ram]

Gee, let's see. Take all 50 states and form a country! They can call it, "The United States of America", and create a government and elect a President!
Why didn't someone think of that before?

 

[Indeependent]

Maybe not such a bad idea since NYS Governor Andrew Cuomo has removed over 80 criminal assault acts as no longer criminal.
I need a few days to study which state doesn't have a fuck nut Governor.

 

[the other mike]

Gee, let's see. Take all 50 states and form a country! They can call it, "The United States of America", and create a government and elect a President!
Why didn't someone think of that before?

Progressives these days.
Well, on the bright side,
at least Pocahontas won't be president, right ?