No urinals on the new Ford Aircraft carriers

[Wyatt earp]

Yea it's six months old just learned about so like a 13 billion dollar ship and they couldn't afford urinals?


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier
By: Peter Rathmell   July 21

170408-N-WZ792-198 NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (April 8, 2017) The future USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) underway on its own power for the first time. The first-of-class ship -- the first new U.S. aircraft carrier design in 40 years -- will spend several days conducting builder's sea trials, a comprehensive test of many of the ship's key systems and technologies. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Ridge Leoni/Released)

The new aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford has all sorts of high-tech gear equipped for 21st century naval warfare. But there is one thing that male sailors will notice is no longer available: Urinals.

 

[DrLove]

They should have installed these

 

[Marion Morrison]

Yea it's six months old just learned about so like a 13 billion dollar ship and they couldn't afford urinals?


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier
By: Peter Rathmell   July 21

170408-N-WZ792-198 NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (April 8, 2017) The future USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) underway on its own power for the first time. The first-of-class ship -- the first new U.S. aircraft carrier design in 40 years -- will spend several days conducting builder's sea trials, a comprehensive test of many of the ship's key systems and technologies. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Ridge Leoni/Released)

The new aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford has all sorts of high-tech gear equipped for 21st century naval warfare. But there is one thing that male sailors will notice is no longer available: Urinals.

So it feels more like home, amirite?

I don't have a urinal at home, you?

What if they had a patch of grass and a hedge on deck?

 

[Pogo]

Yea it's six months old just learned about so like a 13 billion dollar ship and they couldn't afford urinals?


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier
By: Peter Rathmell   July 21

170408-N-WZ792-198 NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (April 8, 2017) The future USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) underway on its own power for the first time. The first-of-class ship -- the first new U.S. aircraft carrier design in 40 years -- will spend several days conducting builder's sea trials, a comprehensive test of many of the ship's key systems and technologies. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Ridge Leoni/Released)

The new aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford has all sorts of high-tech gear equipped for 21st century naval warfare. But there is one thing that male sailors will notice is no longer available: Urinals.

What's yer point?

Much as it pains me to admit it, Fake John Wayne is exactly right. I don't have a urinal at home either, unless you count the woods.

Urinals are like Facebook. When those Nosebook addicts tried to get me onto the same addiction I asked 'em, "what will this give me that I don't already have?" Nobody ever came up with an answer.

Now come up with a story about an aircraft carrier with no toilets, and you'll have a thread.

 

[Mr Natural]

We can't have our brave sailors pissing in toilets like a bunch of girls now can we?

 

[Pogo]

Who else clicked in here because the title looks like it's an aircraft carrier made by the Ford Motor Company?

 

[OldLady]

Yea it's six months old just learned about so like a 13 billion dollar ship and they couldn't afford urinals?


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier
By: Peter Rathmell   July 21

170408-N-WZ792-198 NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (April 8, 2017) The future USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) underway on its own power for the first time. The first-of-class ship -- the first new U.S. aircraft carrier design in 40 years -- will spend several days conducting builder's sea trials, a comprehensive test of many of the ship's key systems and technologies. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Ridge Leoni/Released)

The new aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford has all sorts of high-tech gear equipped for 21st century naval warfare. But there is one thing that male sailors will notice is no longer available: Urinals.

So it feels more like home, amirite?

I don't have a urinal at home, you?

What if they had a patch of grass and a hedge on deck?

Maybe since there are a lot more female sailors these days, they didn't have to worry about which was a Little Boys Room and which was a Little Girls Room. Just order and install toilets that everyone can use; hang the signs later.

 

[BULLDOG]

Yea it's six months old just learned about so like a 13 billion dollar ship and they couldn't afford urinals?


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier
By: Peter Rathmell   July 21

170408-N-WZ792-198 NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (April 8, 2017) The future USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) underway on its own power for the first time. The first-of-class ship -- the first new U.S. aircraft carrier design in 40 years -- will spend several days conducting builder's sea trials, a comprehensive test of many of the ship's key systems and technologies. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Ridge Leoni/Released)

The new aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford has all sorts of high-tech gear equipped for 21st century naval warfare. But there is one thing that male sailors will notice is no longer available: Urinals.

Only a nutjob would be upset about that. Are you a nutjob?

 

[Pogo]

We can't have our brave sailors pissing in toilets like a bunch of girls now can we?

Seems to me that's just like Don Rumsfeld's pretext for abandoning Tora Bora and going into Iraq instead -- "they have better targets"

 

[Pogo]

Yea it's six months old just learned about so like a 13 billion dollar ship and they couldn't afford urinals?


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier
By: Peter Rathmell   July 21

170408-N-WZ792-198 NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (April 8, 2017) The future USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) underway on its own power for the first time. The first-of-class ship -- the first new U.S. aircraft carrier design in 40 years -- will spend several days conducting builder's sea trials, a comprehensive test of many of the ship's key systems and technologies. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Ridge Leoni/Released)

The new aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford has all sorts of high-tech gear equipped for 21st century naval warfare. But there is one thing that male sailors will notice is no longer available: Urinals.

So it feels more like home, amirite?

I don't have a urinal at home, you?

What if they had a patch of grass and a hedge on deck?

Maybe since there are a lot more female sailors these days, they didn't have to worry about which was a Little Boys Room and which was a Little Girls Room. Just order and install toilets that everyone can use; hang the signs later.

Come to think of it I've seen it done that way in about a million convenience stores and restaurants. Have yet to see anyone complaining to the manager that "there's no urinal in there".

I dunno, seems like a crappy thing to be pissed off about.

 

[DrLove]

Only a nutjob would be upset about that. Are you a nutjob?

Yes

 

[irosie91]

those cute little wall mounted urinals will become COLLECTORS' items

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Yea it's six months old just learned about so like a 13 billion dollar ship and they couldn't afford urinals?


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier
By: Peter Rathmell   July 21

170408-N-WZ792-198 NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (April 8, 2017) The future USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) underway on its own power for the first time. The first-of-class ship -- the first new U.S. aircraft carrier design in 40 years -- will spend several days conducting builder's sea trials, a comprehensive test of many of the ship's key systems and technologies. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Ridge Leoni/Released)

The new aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford has all sorts of high-tech gear equipped for 21st century naval warfare. But there is one thing that male sailors will notice is no longer available: Urinals.

Only a nutjob would be upset about that. Are you a nutjob?

Why don't you want male sailors to have urinals?

 

[irosie91]

Yea it's six months old just learned about so like a 13 billion dollar ship and they couldn't afford urinals?


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier
By: Peter Rathmell   July 21

170408-N-WZ792-198 NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (April 8, 2017) The future USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) underway on its own power for the first time. The first-of-class ship -- the first new U.S. aircraft carrier design in 40 years -- will spend several days conducting builder's sea trials, a comprehensive test of many of the ship's key systems and technologies. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Ridge Leoni/Released)

The new aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford has all sorts of high-tech gear equipped for 21st century naval warfare. But there is one thing that male sailors will notice is no longer available: Urinals.

What's yer point?

Much as it pains me to admit it, Fake John Wayne is exactly right. I don't have a urinal at home either, unless you count the woods.

Urinals are like Facebook. When those Nosebook addicts tried to get me onto the same addiction I asked 'em, "what will this give me that I don't already have?" Nobody ever came up with an answer.

Now come up with a story about an aircraft carrier with no toilets, and you'll have a thread.

when I first read the thread title, I assumed that the boys were going to be told to PISS OVER THE SIDE

 

[debbiedowner]

Yea it's six months old just learned about so like a 13 billion dollar ship and they couldn't afford urinals?


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier
By: Peter Rathmell July 21

170408-N-WZ792-198 NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (April 8, 2017) The future USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) underway on its own power for the first time. The first-of-class ship -- the first new U.S. aircraft carrier design in 40 years -- will spend several days conducting builder's sea trials, a comprehensive test of many of the ship's key systems and technologies. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Ridge Leoni/Released)

The new aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford has all sorts of high-tech gear equipped for 21st century naval warfare. But there is one thing that male sailors will notice is no longer available: Urinals.

So it feels more like home, amirite?

I don't have a urinal at home, you?

What if they had a patch of grass and a hedge on deck?

Maybe since there are a lot more female sailors these days, they didn't have to worry about which was a Little Boys Room and which was a Little Girls Room. Just order and install toilets that everyone can use; hang the signs later.

Come to think of it I've seen it done that way in about a million convenience stores and restaurants. Have yet to see anyone complaining to the manager that "there's no urinal in there".

I dunno, seems like a crappy thing to be pissed off about.

OP is a tad screwy, haven't you noticed? Or he just could have urinals installed in every room in his house.

 

[Montrovant]

I dunno, seems like a crappy thing to be pissed off about.

 

[Pogo]

Seems to me it's gotta be more expensive to install both toilets and urinals, than to simply install toilets.

I dunno, this thread is a bit like ordering a hot dog and then complaining there's no Grey Poupon.

 

[BULLDOG]

Yea it's six months old just learned about so like a 13 billion dollar ship and they couldn't afford urinals?


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier
By: Peter Rathmell   July 21

170408-N-WZ792-198 NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (April 8, 2017) The future USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) underway on its own power for the first time. The first-of-class ship -- the first new U.S. aircraft carrier design in 40 years -- will spend several days conducting builder's sea trials, a comprehensive test of many of the ship's key systems and technologies. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Ridge Leoni/Released)

The new aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford has all sorts of high-tech gear equipped for 21st century naval warfare. But there is one thing that male sailors will notice is no longer available: Urinals.

Only a nutjob would be upset about that. Are you a nutjob?

Why don't you want male sailors to have urinals?

That's the dumbest question I've heard all day.What makes you think I don't want men to have urinals? I don't rally care. Believe it or not, I really don't spend much time worrying about where sailors piss. If that's your biggest concern, you got a problem.

 

[Pogo]

Yea it's six months old just learned about so like a 13 billion dollar ship and they couldn't afford urinals?


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier
By: Peter Rathmell   July 21

170408-N-WZ792-198 NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (April 8, 2017) The future USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) underway on its own power for the first time. The first-of-class ship -- the first new U.S. aircraft carrier design in 40 years -- will spend several days conducting builder's sea trials, a comprehensive test of many of the ship's key systems and technologies. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Ridge Leoni/Released)

The new aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford has all sorts of high-tech gear equipped for 21st century naval warfare. But there is one thing that male sailors will notice is no longer available: Urinals.

What's yer point?

Much as it pains me to admit it, Fake John Wayne is exactly right. I don't have a urinal at home either, unless you count the woods.

Urinals are like Facebook. When those Nosebook addicts tried to get me onto the same addiction I asked 'em, "what will this give me that I don't already have?" Nobody ever came up with an answer.

Now come up with a story about an aircraft carrier with no toilets, and you'll have a thread.

when I first read the thread title, I assumed that the boys were going to be told to PISS OVER THE SIDE

Ackchooly I doubt they need to be told.

 

[Auld Phart]

Yea it's six months old just learned about so like a 13 billion dollar ship and they couldn't afford urinals?


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier


No urinals on the new Navy aircraft carrier
By: Peter Rathmell   July 21

170408-N-WZ792-198 NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (April 8, 2017) The future USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) underway on its own power for the first time. The first-of-class ship -- the first new U.S. aircraft carrier design in 40 years -- will spend several days conducting builder's sea trials, a comprehensive test of many of the ship's key systems and technologies. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Ridge Leoni/Released)

The new aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford has all sorts of high-tech gear equipped for 21st century naval warfare. But there is one thing that male sailors will notice is no longer available: Urinals.

Only a nutjob would be upset about that. Are you a nutjob?

Why don't you want male sailors to have urinals?

unnecessary expense