NYC Tells Coal, Wood Oven Pizzerias to Cut Carbon Emissions by 75%

[lennypartiv]

NY pizza is awful, so I'm not sure they would notice...

It's like there's a contest to see which pizzeria can put the most grease on their pizza.

 

[Jarlaxle]

NY pizza was invented when the cook showed up with a raging hangover. He forgot the dough and put all the toppings on the cardboard disc that does in the box.

 

[lennypartiv]

NY pizza was invented when the cook showed up with a raging hangover. He forgot the dough and put all the toppings on the cardboard disc that does in the box.

Go to Italy and ask for traditional pizza. It's nothing like NY pizza.

 

[toobfreak]

NYC Tells Coal, Wood Oven Pizzerias to Cut Carbon Emissions by 75%​

Yep, pizza shops are bringing an end to the world!! There is no other way to make a great pizza without the natural smoke! I hope every pizzeria closes up shop and moves, leaving a sign in the window saying CLOSED BY NYC GREENHOUSE FASCISTS!

Little by little, even the idiots are catching on.

 

[skye]

NYC Tells Coal, Wood Oven Pizzerias to Cut Carbon Emissions by 75%​

 

[Nostra]

How about we ground Lurch Kerry and his private jet the next time they have a climate conference to tell us we can’t eat pizza and call it a ”carbon offset”.

Everybody wins!